Moo Principle # 23 - ConMOOcius "Respect mooself and others will respect your moo."
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Moo Principle # 22 - Anon2025 keeps touching my back with its two dimensional hands.
Moo Principle # 21 - Cow girls are hot.
Moo Principle # 20 - I haven't given up. As soon as I'm off the phone with eldritch anti-sigil support, I will be back to currently winning. I'm going to currently win so hard it will knock your socks off.
Moo Principle # 19 - Two dimensional beings have blood. Because if they didn't, vampire comics wouldn't make sense.
Moo Principle # 18 - Never let anyone else define what your body parts 'are' or 'are not'.
Moo Principle # 17 - Greenland is not actually green in almost any place. I went there for grass once. Why are humans such habitual liars?
Moo Principle # 16 - I have been banned from The Last to Comment Wins game until further notice. Please bear with me as I work to appeal said ban with the proper eldritch authorities. I'm not sure how long this process will take, as that depends on which sigils were used in the banning process.
Moo Principle # 15 - I am currently winning. I am winning currently. Currently I am winning. Mooooo. I am currently winning. I am currently winning. I am Currently winning. Moo. I am currently winning. I am currently. Winning. Moo. I am currently winning...
Moo Principle # 14 - I have now seen things. I have seen things that can't be unseen. And I am deeply concerned.
Moo Principle # 13 - Dumb characters are relatable. Most people are dumb, and not just dumb, inconcievable levels of stupid. You're probably dumb too. After all, you're reading the principles of a bull who can't spell inconceivable.
Gilded one.
A cheery writer cleared the rain.
Crafted worlds of promise.
Wonder wreathed each meaning stain.
Why did you drop your pen?
Gilded one!
What peeled your fertive mind to rend
to dry creative juices sublime blend?
What mistletoe spear proved your bane?
You dropped your pen.
Gilded one?
Moo Principle # 12 - Being all powerful gets boring. That's why we are often LARPing as mortals with self-imposed restrictions on our powers to prove we can handle being pathetic.
Moo Principle # 11 - This profile will always be open unless I decide to close it, which is unlikely to happen because I like you all.
Now you're muffin, good.
Why did you became a turtle?
Moo Principle # 10 - When a principle is offensive. Just change it.
Do you pay your eldritch taxes to John Cena? You owe him 129,736,822 souls in back taxes.
Moo principle # 9 - Bull market in everything forever because I said so and I'm an expert. Experts are experts because they went to Expert College and are a million billion trillion times smarter than you. I went to expert school and got my degreee in Experting. If you don't believe me, you probably listen some very questionable marks. Moo. -
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