Moo Principle # 13 - Dumb characters are relatable. Most people are dumb, and not just dumb, inconcievable levels of stupid. You're probably dumb too. After all, you're reading the principles of a bull who can't spell inconceivable.
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Gilded one.
A cheery writer cleared the rain.
Crafted worlds of promise.
Wonder wreathed each meaning stain.
Why did you drop your pen?
Gilded one!
What peeled your fertive mind to rend
to dry creative juices sublime blend?
What mistletoe spear proved your bane?
You dropped your pen.
Gilded one?
Moo Principle # 12 - Being all powerful gets boring. That's why we are often LARPing as mortals with self-imposed restrictions on our powers to prove we can handle being pathetic.
Moo Principle # 11 - This profile will always be open unless I decide to close it, which is unlikely to happen because I like you all.
Now you're muffin, good.
Why did you became a turtle?
Moo Principle # 10 - When a principle is offensive. Just change it.
Do you pay your eldritch taxes to John Cena? You owe him 129,736,822 souls in back taxes.
Moo principle # 9 - Bull market in everything forever because I said so and I'm an expert. Experts are experts because they went to Expert College and are a million billion trillion times smarter than you. I went to expert school and got my degreee in Experting. If you don't believe me, you probably listen some very questionable marks. Moo.
Moo Principle # 8 - Everyone on these forums is royalty. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially if they are strange question mark shaped beings.
Moo Principle # 7 - I love moo. Moo loves me. We're a happy fa-moo-ly. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to moo. Won't you say you love moo too?
Happy Moooooooooooooo year! 2025 let's go!
Merry Christmas ya'll. ???????
Moo principle # 6 - Instructions for celebrating Cowsmas: First, cover your domocile in flashing lights. Next, stuff a dying fir tree in your domicile. Third, fill a decorative balloon with forced air. Fourth, eat red muffins. Fifth, kill a turkey. Sixth, go shopping. Seventh, bake an aged relative in a big hollow brass bull statue with turkey.
Moo Principle # 5 - Those who don't celebrate a Moorry Cowsmas are degenerate amooothists. They are also Cowmooooounists. Nobody likes Amoothists or cowmooooounists. Santa Cows won't even bring them any presents either because they woship his brother Moooocifer.
Moo Principle # 4 - I'm not milkable. I don't have udders.
You look milkable.
I am done being Santa. Moo.
Moo Principle # 3 - Red velvet muffins are an angry color. Rage inducing even. I'm going to eat them.
Moo Principle # 2 - Red is an angry color. Rage inducing even. -
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