ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 6, 2026

If I somehow got dummy rich and started driving a Rolls Royce and some brokie in a corolla rear-ended me, shit I don't think I'd even charge him for the repairs. In fact, I couldn't do that to him

I just have that much compassion for the working class, you see

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 6, 2026

My xitter algorithm is currently a fan of showing me xeets of people spouting straight up bullshit as scientific/historical fact.

Just today, I saw someone proclaim that Jesus just... didn't exist. This was an artist who posts their paintings online, and I'm sure those paintings are very lovely, but how could a painter be so confident as to go against the consensus of real historians?

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 6, 2026

Shromp Rule #

capitalism is cringe

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 6, 2026

When Jesus came back from the dead, one of the first things he said was like, "peace be upon you"

so like, may peace be upon you this easter even though it's already monday here

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 5, 2026

Cricumcisions have really come a long way technologically since when I was a kid

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 5, 2026

Would've loved to be in that room when they discovered Stalin's body. idk must've been crazy lmao

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 5, 2026

*struggling to make conversation on a hinge date with a polisci major*

"So uhh... are you prostate?"

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  JayMark

• Apr 4, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 4, 2026

Music recommendation

Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little tune from the Youtube channel Internet Comment Etiquette. It just oozes campy charm--from the dogshit production to the greenscreen music video. But at its heart, is an almost frustratingly brilliant chorus. This shit will be stuck in your head.

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 4, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 4, 2026

Whenever I need more conviction and reassurance for what I'm about to, I imagine the voice inside my head as an older lesbian lady giving me advice, and it steels my will

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 4, 2026

The Balkan capital cities make for great girl names

Athena, Sofia, Ljubljana, Istanbulliana, Belgradella, Sarajevo, etc.

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 4, 2026

I always pull out at the last minute when I try to ragebait people. I guess I'm just a kind soul

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 4, 2026

Spoiler: WARNING: POLITICS, don't interact if you're easily triggered

Thoughts on this? Serious responses only

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 3, 2026

Me with my full chest despite only ever watching 1 episode of the show

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 3, 2026

Went to a book fair and I was fairly disappointed in the selection. A fuck ton of children's books, which is probably how they make their money, but they otherwise don't separate their other books well, leading to Hemingway and random modern NYT bestseller YA shit being stacked on the same displays

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 3, 2026

I forgot who's Vietnamese here, but now you must marvel at the stupidity of white supremacists

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 3, 2026

Maybe the world's this way because the Aztecs stopped performing human sacrifices

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 2, 2026

Used to be a giant Pink Floyd fan in highschool before growing out of classic bluesy rock in general, but now I'm rediscovering just how beautiful of a man David Gilmour was in the early 70s. Insane face card on him

No homo

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 2, 2026

Maybe I've just been living in savage third world chicken wing poverty, but I think wingstop's really good