Did you know that all dogs go to heaven?
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Traitor.
I like you
Unfortunately, you cannot over or underestimate me.
I'm both smarter and dumber than you think!
When are you renaming yourself to Julia_Duckcrest
Do you have any eggs for me?
Time is such a weird thing... rather, the passage of time
Sometimes I feel I have been waiting thirty minutes for something, and barely a minute has passed. Other times, I think it's been five minutes, it's actually been four hours.
I can see grass again... I have the urge to eat it... no no no this duck form...it has gone too far...
This stupid thing slaps... its reference to a mech in the Battletech/Mechwarrior games
Quack.
My Hero!
Who are you?!
I have decided to battle the increasing number of ducks on SHF, I too needed to embrace the power of the Duck, combined with Gamma radiation.
Beware Ducks, you have made me angry, and you didn't want to see me angry!
DEN is back on trending again
Will you step on me?
For the love of all things... don't get old kids, it is a trap.
Shoveled part of my driveway 2 days ago... my back is still on fire lol
So I just woke up from a nap and had a lucid dream, where I owned a company that made canvas canopies and how-to videos for DIY canopies for your yard.
The last part of the dream was making an apology video because I used Turkish canvas instead of fabric from the textile plant down the road, which didn't even have a similar product at that location.
It left me in a weird mood.
One day at university, during a chemistry exam, I had to write a 1000-word essay on acid.
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a Gorilla and the floor melted.
Someday I will see to it that you will add an L after the first two letters of your name.
me whenever I see you:
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