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well, you're a Futa lover... goes with the territory. But I think he was calling me a creep because I want to take uninterrupted naps... /shrug

I would see how long I could live in an Ikea before they start bringing exorcists in... It has everything you need, and if you decided you wanted to get a little chaotic evil... they have display toilets as well. /Whistles Innocently Edit We could take that further, I could drive a logging...

I want invisibility. To quote Red vs Blue yet again Simmons: I think I found where the Freelancers stored some of their equipment for their armor. Grif: Okay okay, stop. I'll just tell Sarge Simmons is doing something seriously fucking boring. Thanks. Simmons: The Freelancers all had A.I...

sure, it's always good to have bait- I mean welcome aboard partner.

yes, not to mention hunting, snaring, and even starting fires with simple tools. I dont LIKE doing that stuff, but I learned it when I was younger lol

Did you hear about the accident down in the Caribbean? Apparently, a red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other. The survivors are said to be marooned.

Actually, Haitian folklore from sometime in the 1600s I believe. It didn't really enter literature until the 1700s. I believe it wasn't until films started using it in the 1930s that it really made much of an appearance in American culture (could be wrong there)... and honestly, not until 68...

I'll stay up where it's cold. Frozen zombies can't hurt anyone and should shatter nicely with a hammer. Do some ice fishing on a lake to eat. Come spring, I'll be nice and safe lol.

Do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

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Shhh! Let them cook! They are just giving a live demonstration of their mental illnesses...

... What a weird way to advertise your web novel

I had a ten year old in my writing recently, but I made her seem younger than ten, as she had been on the run, or living in a cage for the last three years before my MC had rescued her mother, then her a couple days later. I considered it stunted emotional growth, but I may have made her more...

I should start writing my own religion about the 2nd coming of Chuck Norris... The Man, The Myth, The Legend - The True Chronicles of the Texas Ranger