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Shiriru_B

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The sandwiches were cut vertically rather than diagonally. All that bragging earlier was just hot air. 7/10.
Anon are you triangle sandwich supremist? You dare to slander my rectangle sandwiches? Because those are fighting words!
 

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Anon are you triangle sandwich supremist? You dare to slander my rectangle sandwiches? Because those are fighting words!
You can go cut lasagnas as rectangles, sandwiches were meant to be cut diagonally. The pointed corner of a properly made diagonal cut allows for a more natural angle of attack when biting into it, fitting better into the mouth. It's also optimized for dipping. On the other hand, vertical/horizontal cuts can lead to uneven bites and potential squashing of ingredients, and an increased chance of the ingedients spilling if you're making a messy type of sandwich (like a cuban sandwich, sloppy joe, pulled pork sandwich, etc.).
 

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You can go cut lasagnas as rectangles, sandwiches were meant to be cut diagonally. The pointed corner of a properly made diagonal cut allows for a more natural angle of attack when biting into it, fitting better into the mouth. It's also optimized for dipping. On the other hand, vertical/horizontal cuts can lead to uneven bites and potential squashing of ingredients, and an increased chance of the ingedients spilling if you're making a messy type of sandwich (like a cuban sandwich, sloppy joe, pulled pork sandwich, etc.).
Rectangles sandwiches look better (○` 3′○) and they're way more intuitive to hold then a triangle sandwich!
 

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False. triangles are more aethetic, rectangles are just ugly squares.


False x2. Three points (triumvirate) is more stable than 4 points (quadrumvirate), both the Greeks and the Romans understood this simple fact.
Uh huh and triangles are just ugly stretched out circles! Also the other one was talking about it being more intuitive to hold a rectangle sandwich with your hand compared to a triangle sandwich.
 

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Uh huh and triangles are just ugly stretched out circles!
This is the kind of irrational crap that a rectangle lover would say. Not only is it dead wrong, but even if it was right I could still state for a fact that circles are way more aesthetic than rectangles. Your sandwich would lose to an uncrustable.
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