I need your Irrational Fears

LeilaniOtter

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I second the fear of clowns.

I have no idea why they were created but I don't like looking at any of them. I had to fight really hard to get through. "It". *^^*
 

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Ever been bitten?
Yes but the irrational fear predates that and it was not in the context that freaks me out. Wasn’t even all that bad, either, since they ended up biting my foot and I was wearing reasonably heavy work boots.
 

JKKnotts

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Is the limbs hanging over the bed because you think about saw blades? I used to picture that at night a very little kid
More torn off/ dragged down in the depths of hell (literally). Or big scissors. Snip snip.
 

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I'm hobophobic.

I'm so afraid of bums.
Bums are nothing to worry about, they're full of hot air, that's all.
More torn off/ dragged down in the depths of hell (literally). Or big scissors. Snip snip.
Scissors are just the precursor to saw in this sense. And you shouldn't worry so much about hell. It's purgatory and all the unbaptized babies that's terrifying...
I second the fear of clowns.

I have no idea why they were created but I don't like looking at any of them. I had to fight really hard to get through. "It". *^^*
The answer to why they were created does exist, but you must attend at least two years of clown college to obtain the answer.
 
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I'll say it again since it's been a year or so since I mentioned it: fatphobia. These behemoths get anywhere near me and I think they will try to take a bite out of me.
 

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I need to gather some irrational fears. It's paramount to what I'm doing, probably. I'll even share one of mine.
Porcelain Dolls, I hate those eyes.
As a white magical girl... I should be riding a broomstick, crossing the land at subsonic speed, dancing in the sky with the birds. But I DON'T WANT TO.

I'm afraid of heights. My legs tremble when I look down. I'd rather travel by land transportation than cross the land on a broomstick.

I'll call the pink magical girl @Kurayami does she use a broomstick to cross the Atlantic Ocean?
 

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Another irrational fear is people I don't know, what if they suddenly pulled a gun or blade at me?
 

Madkins

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The ever expanding, infinitely wide monkey. Now that's an eldritch horror.
Don't get me started on monkeys, i recently had to put mine down.
As a white magical girl... I should be riding a broomstick, crossing the land at subsonic speed, dancing in the sky with the birds. But I DON'T WANT TO.

I'm afraid of heights. My legs tremble when I look down. I'd rather travel by land transportation than cross the land on a broomstick.

I'll call the pink magical girl @Kurayami does she use a broomstick to cross the Atlantic Ocean?
So, is it irrational only because you're a witch? I feel like fear of heights is just too rational.
 

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I need to gather some irrational fears. It's paramount to what I'm doing, probably. I'll even share one of mine.
Porcelain Dolls, I hate those eyes.
I can't call this fear, but i imagine every long things to have a face and they look and smile at me. I was pretty scared of that when I'm young.
 

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As a white magical girl... I should be riding a broomstick, crossing the land at subsonic speed, dancing in the sky with the birds. But I DON'T WANT TO.

I'm afraid of heights. My legs tremble when I look down. I'd rather travel by land transportation than cross the land on a broomstick.

I'll call the pink magical girl @Kurayami does she use a broomstick to cross the Atlantic Ocean?
I use a broomstick to cross all oceans, but since you mentioned me, Eldoria the White, I shall let you in on my hidden fear. Shhh, don't let anyone else know about this. I am serious!

I am terrified of going to school! I haven't been in school in years, but I constantly have nightmares about it. Often they end with someone from school stabbing me!
 

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So, is it irrational only because you're a witch? I feel like fear of heights is just too rational.
It's irrational if you look at it from the perspective of a magical girl with thousands of years of age without any development. :blob_melt:
 

Madkins

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It's irrational if you look at it from the perspective of a magical girl with thousands of years of age without any development. :blob_melt:
I bet I'm older, and I got into a fist fight with a monkey a couple of weeks ago. Tell me about development 😁
Heights, not falling, but just being high up causes my body to become violently sick.
Used to be a roofer for a while. Also have climbed a few 100ft ledges and almost fallen down a 190ft cave. My shit still shakes when I'm high up
 
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