There's nothing to be afraid of! Let me show you!
OMG! I've been exorcised as well when I was a kid! Twice! No BS, real talk. Friggin small world...I fear:
When I relax and put my legs up (straight) on anything (coffee table, chair, ottoman, etc) and there's a gap under my legs. I feel as though someone is going to jump on my legs and my knees are going to go in the wrong direction. Even if I'm alone, I feel someone will come out of the mines to just break my legs.
Or when laying sideways, or on my tummy, and my legs dangle off whatever I'm laying on, I fear someone grabbing my legs and using whatever I'm laying on as a snapping point to break my legs, shins, or ankles.
when going to the bathroom, and being in the middle of ______,, looking up to see a spider slowly lowering itself above me.
Opening something in the kitchen that is only protected by cardboard, like cereal, or packaged noodle, and instead finding a rat, or roaches inside.
Waking up to know, I would be the one to give birth to the devil or the antichrist. lol
Which also goes with, waking up tied to a bed, with priests and nuns surrounding me, drowning me in holy water while chanting prayers to save my hellbound wicked soul. (which has happened.. and was horrifying as a child.)
I have plenty more, I just cant think of them right now, or remember younger me's irrational fears.
the rest are pretty rational imo:
drowning/ heights/ fires
clowns/ dolls
ghosts/ hauntings
witches/ swamp hags/ mountain hags
demons/ devils/ daemons
La Siguanaba/ La Llorona
I was 'exorcised' for being a girl who liked other girls, and dressing like a boy.
It didn't really hold up. lol
I got exorcised for being too smart to be superstitious. And possible questions about incest in the religion. Either way, i got you, didn't hold up. We're obviously friends now.I was 'exorcised' for being a girl who liked other girls, and dressing like a boy.
Religion: Love and peace for everyone, only God can judge our wickedness~<3
I've Reached Fear Level 50 now, thank you.There's nothing to be afraid of! Let me show you!
Once you wake up with a great pair, from the guy in this dark dingy alleyway I paid 20$ to, you'll grow to love them!
Nite nite! pick you up in a few hours!
So true, bestie. lol
Yeah, we BFF's now. You're the only other person I've ever met that has been through it. I'm so stoked now.
Electric tooth brushes. Even tbo I have one.
I'm going to be honest. That was so tame after the dino thing yesterday. I saw your name on the replies, and I was like OMG what will it be? Hmm.. Now that I think about it, I'm kind of let down..
Funny? I was thinking shock value... lmao but yes, last night was freaking hilarious. still chuckling about it if I'm honest.I'm a normal person lol
I can't always be funny!
I really channeled some divine inspiration when I wrote that dino footjob post
I really think it should be nominated for post of the year. I mean that was a SSS Rank post. I mean somehow you rolled the twenty-sided die and came up with 21. Alright, you got your trophy now; I'm officially done stroking your ego.I really channeled some divine inspiration when I wrote that dino footjob post