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Sometimes I go to the local zoo.
Sometimes for fun.
Sometimes I come home with a new animal.
Most of the time my new pet tastes good, as long as I use BBQ sauce...
Sometimes for fun.
Sometimes I come home with a new animal.
Most of the time my new pet tastes good, as long as I use BBQ sauce...
I am no engineer. I just slap shit together and let God figure it out. So far it has been rather successful.
Grandpa: *points at wet spot on side of house and a fresher wet spot under tree* I think we have an animal.
Me: I know which animal made that. *puts hand on child’s head*
Grandma: That’s actually a great way to repel animals.
Me: I know which animal made that. *puts hand on child’s head*
Grandma: That’s actually a great way to repel animals.
Kid: [Girl], Let’s make babies!
[Girl]: When?
Kid: When we’re grown-ups.
[Girl]: OK
Kid: I want to be the dada, and [Boy] can be the grandpa.
[Girl]: When?
Kid: When we’re grown-ups.
[Girl]: OK
Kid: I want to be the dada, and [Boy] can be the grandpa.
So apparently if I get tipsy from alcohol and get super ultra high at the same time I start tripping like if I was on acid and basically lose control of my body… and this is exactly why you should avoid drugs… and drinking alcohol when your super allergic to it… honestly I’m pretty sure I almost killed myself last night-nyaah.
I'm not much of spice girl, 
but I love me some indian food sometimes, even more than pasta.
Stuff like chicken tikka masala is my go to, actually has seasoning and spices unlike some european-adjacent foods I've tried before.
AND I LOVE the indian street food called Momos. Oh my god I can eat these all day.
Made myself more hungry. Now I want brazilian coxinhas too.
but I love me some indian food sometimes, even more than pasta.Stuff like chicken tikka masala is my go to, actually has seasoning and spices unlike some european-adjacent foods I've tried before.
AND I LOVE the indian street food called Momos. Oh my god I can eat these all day.
Made myself more hungry. Now I want brazilian coxinhas too.
