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I look at all your works in amazeme t, then i look at mine. I am dogshit abysmal. People say its really good, really creative, but I know the truth. Theyre lying to make me feel better. My writing feels like its missing something but for the life of me, I cant figure it out. Where am I going so wrong?

I've never done Fanservice in my life.
Because I've never had fans to service.

lol

I see that you have followed my demand. I shall dismiss you from my MUAHAHAHA! treatment.
Thank you for your cooperation

I see that you have followed my demand. I shall not give you any MUAHAHAHA! anymore.
Thank you for your cooperation

I am tired now... MUAHAHAHA!

I see you a fan of Natural Habitat Shorts

You are one fine sexy alluring secretary! MUAHAHAHAHA!

o.o)
You are a very laughing person.

Linkedln is a hoax. Never go there.