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q log #201: I am exhibiting stress behaviors because my enclosure does not have enough enrichment and I am not engaging in species characteristic mutual grooming rituals with the other primates
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Leave the enclosure and meet other primates, if possible, then. I cannot leave mine because the nearest thing is a gas station 5 miles away, and there are too many hills to ride a bike.
quagma
quagma
Stupid monkey brain, needing me to do stupid monkey things. I should be an amorphous blob wandering the underbrush seeking insects and small animals for prey. Instead, I am this meat sack covered in hair and anxiety, who has to socialize or their dumb monkey brain goes insane. Who invented this system? *cocks shotgun* I just wanna have a word!
mama!!! *hugs and cries* An evil orc, that suspiciously looked like that boss of yours tried to rob my small startup bank that had a poor mother cow's life-earned flowers in it! *sobs*
The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
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JayMark
JayMark
@Pennywise

Why do you need a village to lift a child in the deadlights? What did you do in front of Timmy's mom.
Pennywise
Pennywise
IT took a long time to understand....
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