Why can't I just yeet a toddler out of the window! I was on a hour long call with my friend and I saw a toddler peeping through the window! It scared me into an almost heart attack! Why can't people leash their toddlers!
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Moo Principle #539 - Next time your boss tells you to wear a tie just say, "You know who else wore a tie?"
Oh blood sucking as a metaphor for sexual intercourse, I will never get tired of you
12 Hours in to crimson desert, and I got cockblocked by a guy who unironically *blinks behind me "Nothing personal kid"*
"Pretty good painting right? Well, you just enjoyed one of Hitler's—"
No, it sucked. The painting sucked. He wasn't very good at painting. The painting was bad
No, it sucked. The painting sucked. He wasn't very good at painting. The painting was bad
....The author killed my favorite character! And then had the nerve to say they could write alternative side story about the mom-daughter bond as if it'll make things better! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! QAQ
Making 80085 in the odometer is nice.
I remember that when I met this guy, this is one the first things he said to me and my friend with big boobs.
uninterested but we’ve been good friends ever since lmao
Funnily, the zombie apocalypse genre must be one of the original American contributions to world literature, but it also tells much about the American psyche.
Sometimes I feel like making another forums account that's shrimpshady but meaner. I have been very kind on this account, and karmic balance must be restored
Moo Principle #538 - In order to defeat suspected vote tampering, I'm making a last minute plea to all voters to change their vote, or vote for, @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian as the boobiest of the scribblers.
What do you think about a children's fairy tale with dark fantasy undertones as an interlude chapter?
For example, a mother tells her little daughter a bedtime story about a wolf, a rabbit, and a princess rose. This story sounds sweet to her daugher.
But, as a reader, you might interpret this story not as a fairy tale but as a dark reality that the mother or other characters in the story might have experienced.
For example, a mother tells her little daughter a bedtime story about a wolf, a rabbit, and a princess rose. This story sounds sweet to her daugher.
But, as a reader, you might interpret this story not as a fairy tale but as a dark reality that the mother or other characters in the story might have experienced.
Every time I see a chalkboard I feel the pavlovian response kicking in.
Tsundere-ism runs in the family. I asked my grandpa to buy milk powder for my ice cream experimentations and he refused last night but this morning he got me two packets of those. Now my ice cream experimentation can begin again!