How Does Your MC Wipe Their Ass?

[ShrimpShady]

No matter the setting, my characters will always wash, not wipe. I won't let such savagery seep into my work

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Yes.

 

[empalgepuk]

Another yes.

 

[Eldoria]

Off screen

 

[L1aei]

Off screen

I'm seconding this.

 

[MajorKerina]

I feel like this thread has left me with more trauma than any scary scene I've ever written in my books.

 

[Lookbehindyou]

Ancient settings have terrible toilets, but anyone important just uses magic anyway.
The really important people are too magical to even need to.
Someone should really make a magical waste management system.

 

[RavenWulfgar]

My MC is a vampire and I need to state a few things:

1. Judas Horatio Priest, I can't unthink that!

2. I don't know but I imagine that's not a problem Draven Nocturne has. I'm pretty sure that's a mortal human issue.

3. If he did, I'm not sure the information I got, no matter how clinically it's presented would probably violate a plethora of the rules of this forum so I'm gonna go and see if I can't administer bleach to my mind from that one.

 

[JayMark]

Why, with your tongue of course.

 

[Rhaps]

Bidet, superior technology

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Probably with printouts of my other stories.