Dad Jokes

[Playerkartik]

@sleepandeatallday if you dont give this 10/10, we'll fight

i suggest FIGHT!!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ah, dam

@sleepandeatallday if you dont give this 10/10, we'll fight

Fear not cause this indeed deserves 9.5/10
And 0.5 brownie points!

i suggest FIGHT!!

*whispers* I'd like to avoid fighting a macho orc!

 

[eagle_360]

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear.

but...but why would a polar bear be in a jungle..
QAQ

 

[eagle_360]

but...but why would a polar bear be in a jungle..
QAQ

Well...I don't tell dad jokes often, but when I do........he laughs.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Well...I don't tell dad jokes often, but when I do........he laughs.

8/10

 

[Ghriam]

(1) People keep telling me to stop selling myself short, I'm 5'4" what else an I supposed to do

(2) My colleague tells me he's always hard at work...the pervert

 

[sleepandeatallday]

(1) People keep telling me to stop selling myself short, I'm 5'4" what else an I supposed to do

(2) My colleague tells me he's always hard at work...the pervert

1) 9/10... and negative 2 brownie points deducted cause of personal bias! (I'm 5'4 is not short! It's just average height!!!)

2) 8/10