Dad Jokes

[LeilaniOtter]

This is my dad's favorite.
Me; Dad I'm full I can't eat any more
Dad; no your not full your wise so eat.

Is it odd that I didn't understand this one? Please explain. *^^*

 

[RepresentingThree]

I specialize in skeleton jokes, and here are a few of my favorites from my list

46. What does a skeleton vampire get when it tries to suck blood?

Necks to nothing.

33. What do you call a who skeleton ding-dong ditches?

A dead ringer.

22. Did you know ancient skeletons would eat candy through their nose?

That's how we got nasal cavities.

19. What is it called when a skeleton has a broken haircut

A hairline fracture!

 

[Cipiteca396]

Dad Jokes?
Here's the thing:

Spoiler

 

[BearlyAlive]

A man with a termite problem walks to the cashier. "Is this stuff good for bugs?", he asks and the cashier answers: "No, sir. It'll kill 'em."

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Did you know that if you were born in '45, 33 years later, you'd be 78?

That's a record!

 

[AYM]

Did you know, if you extracted all of the blood vessels in your body and lined them up end to end, you would fucking die?

 

[Incoming]

A doctor comes home drunk.

His wife says, "Dear, you shouldn't drink too much."

The man replies, "But it was what I ordered."

 

[Sylver]

Ooooooo I love Dad jokes!
How do you know a Vampire is unwell?

He be Coffin

What do you call a Seagull that lives by the bay?

A bagel

Which states are the most promiscuous in the U.S.?

Swing states

 

[Playerkartik]

Spoiler: Warning 18+

19

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.