Writing Prompt Challenge: What's the most smutty romance story and so dubiously "Whaaaa?" have your own imagination ever given you whenever you got the "heat"?

[LilTV1155]

I didn't understand the challenge.

You have a scene where you try to pair or group up a bunch of characters or objects. And then your thoughts strayed off into the smut zone and those characters are able to breed despite coming from different species or etc.

However you realize that there's a weird issue to this problem: Biological structure differences, how is that even possible?!

Here's an example: Angel x Demon
Logic: They are both of the Spirit Race and might be closely related species.
Problem: Their power are natural enemies.

If you don't see the idea breed in humanoid forms, then how and not to mention their power are total opposite or just WTF?
What if you turn them into actual Spirits, essentially gasses? Can they mate that form without going nuclear?
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It's the idea that count. It is a case of "It might work, BUT WTF and HOW?" moments.
Like a Flower and Bee. Or any Pokemon with a Ditto.

 

[DesiRable]

What's the freakiest thing you've ever written when you weren't thinking clearly. It's not really a challenge though, unless you want to write some freaky smut right now?

Well, I never actually WROTE it, but back in my youth, I possessed the capacity to have semi-lucid dreams (i.e, controlling what I was doing within them, but not their settings or backgrounds) at will, along with the ability to serialize them, continuing my dreams from around the same point where I'd left off last time, immersed in exactly the same setting. And in the most vivid and enduring of these serialized semi-lucid dreams (which I continued for well over two years, immersing myself in the setting for over 800 dream 'episodes', before the massively over-prescribed, totally ineffectual AEDs I was being forced to take permanently ended the sequence, and took these abilities away from me), back in my early to mid teens, I was effectively isekaied (though at that time, I had no idea what 'isekai' even was, having never watched, or been allowed to watch, any anime or manga in my life at that point) to a magical pseudo-medieval fantasy world. Still, since I was dreaming the whole time, even if I was completely conscious, and mentally compartmentalized it as 'the Dream World'- unless I actually WAS transmigrating back and forth to and from said world, every time I awakened or went back to sleep in this world (which would just be crazy, right?)- I'd say it'd still count as a 'romance story' that "my imagination gave me whenever I got the heat", and when I "wasn't thinking clearly".

And in this setting (with completely different geography and fairly different plants and animals from Earth, in which around 1% of the general population possessed 'affinities', each of which enabled them to cast a different type of magic, and with no-one possessing multiple affinities), I found that I possessed an 'affinity' best described as a cross between tulpamancy and moe anthropomorphism. Simply by focusing on almost anything hard enough and imagining it as an anthropomorphized being, I could effectively spontaneously create spirits/tulpas (comparable to Japanese 'kami')- which for me, invariably wound up taking the form of attractive girls/young women for me, on account of it being immeasurably easier for me personally to come up with detailed mental images of imaginary sexy girls than anyone else (via the 'power of moe', so to speak). These girls possessed powers themselves, which varied depending on what templates they were conceived from; and they all came into being with a high degree of devotion and emotional attachment to me, greatly committed (but not obligated) to do whatever I asked of them, and to help/'assist me' however they could. Which, predictably enough, set me up to become the Master of a pretty massive Harem, at least 50 strong.

And while there were plenty of them (around a dozen) who'd had lives of their own prior to meeting me, the majority of them joined my harem after having been imagined into existence by myself. These included multiple plant girls (incl. flowers, fruits and tree girls), water girls (incl. river, hot spring, sea and storm girls), animal girls (incl. a fox-cat girl, antelope-horse girl, cassowary-parrot girl and pseudo-pliosaur girl- and I know what you're thinking, but no, these weren't full-blown monster girls, instead taking human form, with the ability to fully or partially transform into their corresponding animal forms, which was actually a massive turn-off most of the time if and when they did it when we were 'doing the rough-and-tumble'), and several other freaky, dubious and unexpected examples; such as spirit-girls of most of the weapons I used after antagonists' actions forced me to accept the hero's path (incl. two sword-girls, a shield-girl, spear-girl, hammer-girl and chakram-girl), two boat-girls and house-girls, and a flying-cape (comparable to that of Marvel's Doctor Strange, but sky blue) girl.

And it got even freakier after I knocked some of them up, since the tulpas/kamis didn't actually get pregnant or give birth conventionally. Our second-generation kami sons and daughters (which possessed abilities similar to their mothers', but even more powerful and adaptable) were simply spontaneously born into the world as young children, at the time and moment of their conception. Which occurred when I actively and consciously willed their mother kami to "get pregnant/have my baby" whilst 'giving her my seed', and when their mother kami herself was also actively and consciously wishing to have my baby/ies at that same instant. As you can imagine, this made the first couple of times this happened especially awkward. And these children grew up extremely quickly until they reached puberty, after which they'd age normally- at which stage, let's just say that 'Sweet Home Alabama intensified', as a fair few of them started forming romantic relationships not only with other people outside of our group, but with one another as well.

My initial moral outrage, and opposition to this, was somewhat punctured when I had it pointed out to me just how hypocritical I was being about it, since literally all of the kamis I'd ever created were essentially my daughters via Immaculate Conception anyway (technically making all of my sexual relationships with any of them no less incestuous than a Virgin Mary/Jesus pairing would be, when I actually stopped to think about it). And it got even more awkward when I inadvertently created a new kami shortly after I first impregnated one of my fellow human party members, upon fantasizing too hard and in too much detail about what our unborn daughter might look like when she was all grown up- who had a massive daddy complex, and wound up going borderline yandere in her increasingly desperate requests and efforts to seduce me and be added to my harem as well. A red line which I still couldn't bring myself to cross, not when she was literally the patron spirit/kami and spiritual/soul-twin of my eldest fully human child, who was still just a newborn infant at the time the series prematurely 'ended'.

Would I have caved in and crossed that line, if the series had continued much longer? Truthfully speaking- with zero negative consequences to worry about, and with the fallout over my repeated refusals to accept actually causing a bit of a fallout between me and my harem, most of whom didn't see any reason why I should have any issues with adding her to the harem, and several of whom felt I was actively driving her away by "refusing to show her any real love" (running an increasingly high risk of her giving up for good, running away, and almost certainly joining the ranks of my arch-enemies against me)? I probably would have, in the end. And the sequence ended just as things were coming to a head with me and a couple of the second-generation kamis, whose mother had privately told me that they'd both fallen in love with me too, and appealed to me to allow both of them to join her in the harem as well- I still hadn't given them an answer.

Speaking of which though, I was wondering whether it'd be worthwhile recounting (and/or revising) this particular story here, as a web-novel. And for the record, while there was plenty of smut involved, there was actually plenty of action as well, and a pretty decent foundation of plots and sub-plots playing out as the story developed, with the smut increasingly taking a back seat to the business of saving the world (since while my power was rare, I wasn't the only one who had it- and one of the only two other guys who possessed the same affinity happened to be a total megalomaniac, in the latter stages of crushing all major opposing kingdoms with his armies of pseudo-Terminators) So, what do you reckon? Worth writing/reading?

 

[LilTV1155]

@DesiRable , . . . . you have certainly racked up a hella lot of Greek pantheon harem. So I'm guess that there were no one to teach the children what should be done and what should not be done? But why does marriable acceptance equate to "love"?

At this rate, you are going to end with a world overpopulated and war crisis. How are you going to deal with that?
I believe that it is worth reading as long you can explain why so many of the females are so interested in babymaking business with only your seed just for that and exclude any details that involves minors or parent-child incest regardless of puberty or quick growths.

It's the "love of God" or "Father's love"?
No one would buy that because it's too absurd and also jailbait-risky materials.
If there are incest unions, there should have been some consequences like : mental disorder, short-lived lifespan, deformation, disability, infertility, and etc.

However, this story would be interesting if you make your creations / offsprings become something like a worker drone similiar to ant or bee. In this case, your power is on par with either Ant / Bee Queen.

 

[gaylolis]

some time ago, i write something about a broke man trying to fuck an ATM machine. i didn't remember the details, but eventually it became an abomination and people were calling the state army to neutralize it.

in the end, it's the man's own cum that ended the threat and he became the national hero.

someone end up commenting that they didn't really understand what happened. yeah, i didn't understand it either.

 

[DesiRable]

@DesiRable , . . . . you have certainly racked up a hella lot of Greek pantheon harem. So I'm guess that there were no one to teach the children what should be done and what should not be done? But why does marriable acceptance equate to "love"?

There were people to teach the children- they just had radically different values regarding the topics of marriage, sexuality and 'love' compared to humans, on account of not being humans, often corresponding to whatever template had been used for their creation. For example, the ones I/my SI created from flowering plants almost always had a far harder time getting their heads around the notions of sexual exclusivity and covering themselves up, with a strong preference for free love, sexual hedonism and nudism. And it was their children, who they raised, which tended towards those sorts of attitudes. And marital acceptance certainly didn't equate to "love"- practically all of the ones I created 'loved' me by default, and vice-versa. But with most of them, this remained platonic (or familial, in the case of the second-generation ones).

At this rate, you are going to end with a world overpopulated and war crisis. How are you going to deal with that?

That would be true if I/my SI were creating immortal gods, but I wasn't (and at the stage I entered this world, it was already in the midst of a war crisis and suffering from underpopulation as a result). So long as the object, living thing or phenomenon that was used as the template to manifest them from survived, they were effectively immortal, and I/my SI could also use my magic to rapidly heal any injuries they received in the field of combat, even to the extent of regenerating their decapitated heads in the space of seconds without any lasting effects (not only for the beings I'd manifested myself, but for beings created by the other two known Magi who shared the same affinity as myself as well- and presumably they'd have been able to do the same for mine, if either had been thus inclined). But as the living things and phenomenons which I'd used as their templates aged/faded away and died, though, so would the kami (which, now that I think about it, could offer an explanation for why the second-generation ones- who were all predominantly plant spirits, water spirits or place/object-based spirits- might have been maturing so quickly).

The fox-cat girl, who was one of the first, visibly aged at roughly 30x the rate of a regular human, and had already died of old age; while the ones I/my SI had created from other, more fleeting phenomena, such as storms and clouds (who typically weren't romantically inclined or emotionally attached to anyone or anything, even to their own lives), passed away even more quickly, sometimes in the space of mere hours. And rather than aging and dying (leaving behind a dead body behind, as the fox-cat girl did), they'd instead simply start dissipating, before fading out of existence. It was the same with the naiads/water spirits, to an extent- though even if they 'died', when/if the lakes, streams and rivers which I'd created them from dried out completely, I'd be able to instantly revive/resurrect them, by my side, as soon as the waters returned there. With the dryads/plant spirits, the couple of short-lived ones also aged rapidly, dessicating and/or wilting, before withering away- but these could still be revived by propagating their original plant, with the growths which they were capable of spontaneously generating from their spirit bodies being viable cuttings to accomplish this. And as I also found later on, my SI, and others with the same affinity, didn't just have the power to bring them to life, but also the power to kill/dispel them as well, which worked upon each others' spirits/kami as well.

I believe that it is worth reading as long you can explain why so many of the females are so interested in babymaking business with only your seed just for that and exclude any details that involves minors or parent-child incest regardless of puberty or quick growths.

It's the "love of God" or "Father's love"?
No one would buy that because it's too absurd and also jailbait-risky materials.
If there are incest unions, there should have been some consequences like : mental disorder, short-lived lifespan, deformation, disability, infertility, and etc.

Well, the canonical explanation's that I was a horny teenage boy immersing myself in a series of lucid wet-dreams. My SI was most interested in babymaking business with a bunch of gorgeous girls who desired only my seed, and I/he was the one effectively imagining them into existence, so why wouldn't they be? But in the beginning, my SI arrived on a deserted island off the coast, with nothing else to do besides explore and no-one to talk to, where the affinity was first discovered/activated out of sheer loneliness, and who, after having created a few naiads and dryads, obtained a limitless supply of spring water, juice, fruits and vegetables simply by licking, sucking and nibbling on their bodies to his/my heart's content. Once the body of the story picked up, and I found myself embroiled in near-constant conflict, my priorities shifted to be a lot less orientated towards purely hedonistic smut content, and so did those of my creations after that point.

I wouldn't call it either "love of God" or "Father's Love" (which I agree, would be absurd, sickening and far too jailbaity); I'd just call it "Tulpamancy". And if you look it up on the internet, Tulpa romances are fairly common, albeit somewhat taboo. It's the practice of creating them with the specific purpose of loving you that's really looked down upon as being unethical; since this would severely restrict their freedom of thought, feelings, desires and emotions, and render the relationship dynamic controlling, one-sided and non-consensual. But a tulpa only comes into existence (within the host's mind IRL) due to the host's direct actions; as a product of the host's will to create something, in the same way that children who weren't accidentally conceived are. Biologically, it doesn't count as incest, so none of the consequences you listed applied (the unions were between second-generation kami with different mothers, biologically and genetically unrelated to one another). But here are unavoidable, potentially incestuous implications, if you think about it hard enough- though these can be easily avoided simply by not overthinking it, or delving too deep.

However, this story would be interesting if you make your creations / offsprings become something like a worker drone similiar to ant or bee. In this case, your power is on par with either Ant / Bee Queen.

That was the primary antagonist's MO, though- that's how he'd taken over most of the world, creating armies of creations/offsprings created for the specific purposes of efficiently killing, assassinating and/or replacing people. His power wasn't just on a par with either Ant/Bee Queen- he was basically Dark Sorcerer Skynet/Mastermold, whilst I wound up becoming the best hope for the Resistance. My creations/offsprings were mostly moe anthropomorphic companions and romantic partners, because I was a hormonal heterosexual teen who just wanted companionship, romance and to live a peaceful, wholesome slow life. His were predominantly created to become worker and soldier drones, whose lives had no greater value than individual ant or bee drones in his eyes (in spite of the fact that they were all inherently sentient, conscious beings too) since he was a sociopathic, megalomaniacal control freak, who sought his 'manifest destiny' of becoming 'God-Emperor' over the entire world, demanded total subservience, and viewed everyone else as being inherently worthless, disposable and replaceable. Make no mistake- at its full destructive potential, the ability/affinity was incredibly over-powered. But I/my SI had no interest in using it that way, since I possessed empathy and valued freedom of choice.

 

[LesserSarcasm]

? What's euclidean?

Euclidean is normal geometry as we see it, non-Euclidean is typically refers to geometry of a sphere and spacial warping etc, like a tunnel that's 100m long on the inside but 2m long on the outside, things bigger/smaller on the inside/outside. 4D well we can't really imagine that, we live in a 3D world, a 3D object is the shadow of a 4D object.