Writing Prompt Challenge: What's the most smutty romance story and so dubiously "Whaaaa?" have your own imagination ever given you whenever you got the "heat"?

[LilTV1155]

Hey comrades and rivals, I have a challenge for you all.

Challenge: What's the most smutty romance story and so dubiously "Whaaaa?" have your own imagination ever given you whenever you got the "heat"?
*Also, something you may not put in your story though.
-
Me Phase 2: Flower and the beast, how do I pair them?
Scene: A flower blooms in forest. A wolf licks the pollens. Flower blush. Wolf nuzzle deeper to eat honey.
*Play some music from random Shape of You in Hetalia Multilingual*
Flower bear fruit. Wolf sleep next to Flower.

Me Phase 2: . . . . . . What did I just witnessed?
Ideas: Fairy, flower dress, pollinator animals, phrase "birds and bees" or something similar.

Phase 2 over. Me: That sort-of make sense more than the traditional way. Wait. Wtf?

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Ever thought of how it's possible to fuck abstract concepts in a sexual way? Yeah, me neither... Until now.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I'm not a furry.

 

[Cipiteca396]

I'm not a furry.

But? No, was I the only one who heard the invisible but there?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

But?

?

 

[LesserSarcasm]

Non Euclidean and 4D smut

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Everyday, I am reminded that there are some things, left to be unheard. Sometimes, imaginations of untold horrors keeps me awake, trying to forget them, only to discover that there will be more things to discover and my sanity might reach its limit...

First, I discover that trap exist to someone wanting to fuck a literal sht....

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Heheh... I invoke my right to remain silent! Everything I do will be used against me!

 

[LilTV1155]

Non Euclidean and 4D smut

? What's euclidean?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Flower bear fruit. Wolf sleep next to it.

That is so whoresome and heartwarming!
Personally, I say that sex is a normal part of life. I find it odd that activities that could result in life are more strictly censored than activities that could result in death. After all, none of us would be here without sex! Even if your mom did IVF or got artificially inseminated, your grandma and/or other ancestors had sex.

 

[LilTV1155]

That is so whoresome and heartwarming!
Personally, I say that sex is a normal part of life. I find it odd that activities that could result in life are more strictly censored than activities that could result in death. After all, none of us would be here without sex! Even if your mom did IVF or got artificially inseminated, your grandma and/or other ancestors had sex.

Whoresome? I think you meant wholesome.

It's mutual consent. The idea came to me after seeing nature themed censorship in CN. And the plant can . . . . also give birth?

Fruit is seed and egg. Bury and hatch it, a new sprout and baby wolf.

But there's still a problem: I don't get how those two can make babies like that!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Whoresome? I think you meant wholesome.

Freudian slip!

 

[LilTV1155]

@K5Rakitan , Okay. About what you said regarding the reproductive activities being more censored than the acts of violence and murders, I am not justifying things and I don't really like this explanation. But it unfortunately make more senses why sometimes that sort of stuffs still remain universal.

Depending on the culture and time period and the extreme spectrum, the people are not that open-minded because the activities of life can result in : inbreeding, overpopulation, diminishing resources, immunity community compromises, and etc.

So to cut all of that down, you have to control the mating season by putting down strict restrictions. I think this is one reason why discrimination always exist and even wars, to regulate numbers.

Control mating season by restricting partners, limiting activities, classifying and identifying offspring, turning people into assets and properties, persecuting and removing people, especially the weak and useless. Unfortunately, this set down blame on one gender, ethnicity, culture, and race for centuries. To the people, getting rid of one or a few won't hurt the population. But acts of violence is more celebrated due to elimination of competitions and gaining more resources for the whole of a community aside from the addictive adrenaline thrill. Nasty thought, but true.

"Who care if one more light go out?" Quoted a line from the song, Linking Park: The End.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

@K5Rakitan , Okay. About what you said regarding the reproductive activities being more censored than the acts of violence and murders, I am not justifying things and I don't really like this explanation. But it unfortunately make more senses why sometimes that sort of stuffs still remain universal.

Depending on the culture and time period and the extreme spectrum, the people are not that open-minded because the activities of life can result in : inbreeding, overpopulation, diminishing resources, immunity community compromises, and etc.

So to cut all of that down, you have to control the mating season by putting down strict restrictions. I think this is one reason why discrimination always exist and even wars, to regulate numbers.

Control mating season by restricting partners, limiting activities, classifying and identifying offspring, turning people into assets and properties, persecuting and removing people, especially the weak and useless. Unfortunately, this set down blame on one gender, ethnicity, culture, and race. To the people, getting one or a few won't hurt the population. But acts of violence is more celebrated due to elimination of competitions and gaining more resources for the whole of a community aside from the addictive adrenaline thrill. Nasty thought, but true.

"Who care if one more light go out?" Quoted a line from the song, Linking Park: The End.

Good points! However, with birth control and other features of modern medicine, I think it's time we as a species start moving beyond those things.

 

[LilTV1155]

Did no one want to answer the challenge?

 

[Cipiteca396]

Did no one want to answer the challenge?

Nobody wants to get arrested/exiled. Being a social outcast is bad enough without being a pariah amongst outcasts.

 

[LilTV1155]

Nobody wants to get arrested/exiled. Being a social outcast is bad enough without being a pariah amongst outcasts.

. . . . . . So does that meant I am a pariah now?

In my early post, I never explicitly stated bestiality or anything jailbait warrants. But it was just something random and unexpectedly, an interesting abstract idea that came from breeding monster games. The flower is just a plant and the wolf is just an animal. Stritctly pollination personified.

It's only beastiality if you make a pure human mate an actual animal. That is too hard to unsee.

The only exception to that just happened to be the Shifters, shapeshifters, or any god pantheon who can shapeshift. Just don't mention the jailbait-able bizarreness that come with the pantheon's mating season like the Mayans, and especially the Greeks.

And if we do give the character a humanoid form, we just have to make their biology workable and mate-able in some ways.

Like Pokemon and Ditto, but I never get how that work.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Did no one want to answer the challenge?

I didn't understand the challenge.

 

[Cipiteca396]

I didn't understand the challenge.

What's the freakiest thing you've ever written when you weren't thinking clearly. It's not really a challenge though, unless you want to write some freaky smut right now?

 

[Ddraig]

? What's euclidean?

Euclidean as in normal geometry, you know triangle angles add to 180°, a straight line is the shortest route between 2 points, normal 2d/3d space etc