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    Magic and a psychotic dragon! What's wrong?

    My own advice? Short synopsis that doesn't try to hard on being fun, mix a teeny tiny bit of absurd humor, and promote your story with a freakin' huge cover in your signature, plus some cool phrases. But don't try too hard to sell you book either, or you'll end up with the book your readers want...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    @gogo7966 what is that thing in your avatar anyways?
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    We agree on that. I wouldn't ask you to eat cookies with your hands if you were, say, a tree
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    Shirstory Game! (Round 1)

    (No, only when there are 20 short stories in the chat) Sighing I respond to you, my friend For those who know of the sorrows of war Can't do nothing but look from afar As people who rule profit with the gains For soldiers who march willing to hell Believe their weapons serve to protect Their...
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    hive minds or zerg-like creature mc not too human(e)

    If you're looking for some good dungeon core stories that don't devolve into some sort of sallow rom com isekai or something like that, I would suggest you looked at Dungeon Core stories in Royal Road. I recommend Planetary Orbital Weapon and There Are No Treasures Here, Only Puns
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    People are shit at writing elves. Period.

    Elves? Well, my from my point of view, elves are kind yet prideful creatures that like to live in harmony with nature and apart of other races. They are highly magical beings who enjoy singing in peace, though incurring in the wrath of an elf might be the last thing you do. Of course, I'm...
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    hive minds or zerg-like creature mc not too human(e)

    "Kumo Desu ga, Nani Ka?" Also, "Mosquito Hivemind Hellbent on World Domination (Or Annoyance)" You could also read dungeon core stories, since they are technically hiveminds that control the whole dungeon, and aren't exactly "humane".
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    Shirstory Game! (Round 1)

    Cover with corpses of both friends and foes Battlefield filled with bullets and blood Shots and explosions wrecking it all War is a vice just for people above Hide to the sound of missiles and bones Disgust of the howling of the Gatling guns Each hole in their flesh is a hole in your soul No...
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    How would you punish a bad boy?

    NO MORE COOKIES FOR YOU UNTIL YOU FINISH HOMEWORK!!!!! (Proceeds to eat cookies in front of him/her)
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    And I re-return!
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    Shirstory Game! (Round 1)

    Mjolnir, Gae Bolga, Excalibur. Treasures of Heroes by time forlorn For influece, wealthy and power To Saturn and Anubis importance they hold not Rich or poor, commoner or noble Men and women, children and old When it comes to the forces of nature They can do naught but silently behold
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    Because cookies are like a fine lady. You eat them somewhere private to enjoy them more.
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    That's because my cookies are private. I enjoy them alone.
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    Can you gain bitcoin here?

    Are you serious, Sirius?
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    That is impossible. I am the non-plus-ultra of both creating and consuming cookies. Don't force me to use the Cookieball, you know what it does and it isn't pretty
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    One Title Story

    Overlord of Cookies and Madness Ineffiable started a Harem Destruction with Sharks because he craves anime waifus and milfs wait actually no milfs uncollected lives (IS THAT A CHALLENGE)
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    Shirstory Game! (Round 1)

    Lot of joy might get you sick Universe hates lucky dudes And trust me I know that's rude But for living life that is the trick So if a long life is what you wish for Make sure to balance good and bad luck alike For you might find you fall of your bike Or falls upon you the power of Thor
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    On the tip of the needle in the trunk of the punk, can you put on a beetle while you stand and you're drunk?
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    Can you gain bitcoin here?

    Sure! Do you know a certain someone named Truck-kun? They can help you!
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    Wip

    I want a Cookie Missile Launcher. Don't ask why. Just do it. DO IT
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