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Anthrax

So, I was telling a buddy of mine about how Victorian snobs used to ground up mummies to season their food, right? And he, straight-faced and sipping his beer, just nodded, "So, Egyptian Dry-aged Rub? Ya think it'll go with smoked brisket?" I either need a new friend or another beer. Or both.

Scandalous!

Nomenclature

I wrote Understood as 'Un the stood', and then spent the last two minutes figuring out why that looked so off. I should brew myself another cup of coffee before continuing my paper.

Necropolis

Oh, a Platonic Solid~ Here's a nonplatonic one~ Nonahedron

LOL

Teat

Entrenchment

Death by Truck-kun is classic...but what if he survived, got into the ambulance, but they forgot to strap him down and said the ambulance crashed, and he got flung out the back, and through a window, and died?

I do use swearing, or other saying, if it fits the characters or the situation calls for it. Some of my favorites are: -Yank my beard (Dwarven's Fuck me in the ass) -Shave my head (Same as above) -Go and polish your own horns, lizard ('Go fuck yourself, Dragonborn) -Piss-drinker (Degoratory...

I dunno how the war will be, but the Russians are still fielding Mosin Nagant and Maxims~

My current timeline is a mix of anime titties, US politics in a dumpster-fire, and cats being adorable. Monday, amirite?

Generally, no, but there are some that did it really well. The one that sticks with me is Halo Reach~

HOW DARE A MERE GOONER-BAIT GACHA MAKE ME CRY?!!