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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's because even if she succeeded in escaping, they would just lock her back up in another cell...

    It's because even if she succeeded in escaping, they would just lock her back up in another cell with higher security and no hope of ever leaving. Food is the better option in this scenario. Who would say no to an extra meal that you don't have to pay for?
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Let's repatriate his soul to the ether, where he can do no harm.

    Let's repatriate his soul to the ether, where he can do no harm.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My soul extinguisher is expired.

    My soul extinguisher is expired.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    *slices off your hindquarters and decapitates you, with evisceration and soul extinguishment...

    *slices off your hindquarters and decapitates you, with evisceration and soul extinguishment, just in case*
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    that's it. Duck and Satan are dying today. There is no other way.

    that's it. Duck and Satan are dying today. There is no other way.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Thank you you for the tea. Their names are Auryithex and Norythiim.

    Thank you you for the tea. Their names are Auryithex and Norythiim.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Can I be a duck for tax purposes?

    Can I be a duck for tax purposes?
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Are you going to finish that tea?

    Are you going to finish that tea?
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Also ruined my ability to walk straight for a while, though that was remedied with practice...

    Also ruined my ability to walk straight for a while, though that was remedied with practice. Sight was damaged too(sight was always bad, but now worse).
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    During my entire childhood, I can count on four hands the amount of times I misspelled a word or...

    During my entire childhood, I can count on four hands the amount of times I misspelled a word or made a typo, but the moment I turned 21 and had a tiny little 4 minute long stroke, it suddenly ruins my entire ability to type anything properly without proofreading twice and editing.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The juice always leaks when you don't want it to. Never throw unfinished drinks or soups in the...

    The juice always leaks when you don't want it to. Never throw unfinished drinks or soups in the trash. Dump wasted liquids like soup down the garbage disposal in your sink while running the water at the same time.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I have a player's handbook, so I go to all of the relevant sections while I create the...

    I have a player's handbook, so I go to all of the relevant sections while I create the character, and my character flaw always ends up being "I have an insatiable desire for carnal pleasures" when I create a noble character. It's almost like my d6 is weighted to 4 for that roll specifically.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I spent several days creating everything else about the character after that.

    I spent several days creating everything else about the character after that.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I rolled a 20 three times, a 19, an 18, and a 17 on my attributes, then I flubbed the health...

    I rolled a 20 three times, a 19, an 18, and a 17 on my attributes, then I flubbed the health roll and ended with 3 hp on my paladin.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I started with 3 hp as a paladin.

    I started with 3 hp as a paladin.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Boobah!

    Boobah!
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl.

    Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Remember, "anthropus" means "man" as in "human".

    Remember, "anthropus" means "man" as in "human".
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I am anxiety. I am going to screamb.

    I am anxiety. I am going to screamb.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Wizards from space are going to invade.

    Wizards from space are going to invade.
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