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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    If you were on a coin, the coin would be a penny. Spend them wisely.

    If you were on a coin, the coin would be a penny. Spend them wisely.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Daily meals, water, lodging, internet access, and even all my medical expenses are included with...

    Daily meals, water, lodging, internet access, and even all my medical expenses are included with my salary, so I have no worries for at least 10 more years unless there is a major accident, which would extend my being necessary to possibly 40 years, but I really want this silver round. Should I...
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I have just been paid. I make $60 every two weeks. I am a broke bitch. I still want to buy a...

    I have just been paid. I make $60 every two weeks. I am a broke bitch. I still want to buy a custom engraved silver round with my alien character on it. I'm really thinking it over right now. Do I want to buy more snacks and drinks, or do I want to buy the silver round?
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    No. He wants a tall and muscular human woman to put a collar and a leash around his neck and...

    No. He wants a tall and muscular human woman to put a collar and a leash around his neck and take him on walks.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I forgot that I get extremely horny in the spring. It's spring now, and I'm feeling it.

    I forgot that I get extremely horny in the spring. It's spring now, and I'm feeling it.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Is making an evil squash possible via these means?

    Is making an evil squash possible via these means?
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    No. Not sleeping is what makes them weak.

    No. Not sleeping is what makes them weak.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's not just a lifestyle, it is the very reason for being.

    It's not just a lifestyle, it is the very reason for being.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I am watching the squishies right now. I feel a fire burning in my abdomen, and there is...

    I am watching the squishies right now. I feel a fire burning in my abdomen, and there is currently no possible way to walk away and relieve myself right now, and it is utter agony.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You're alive!

    You're alive!
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What if the problem is someone else, and hiring a hitman is illegal in your jurisdiction?

    What if the problem is someone else, and hiring a hitman is illegal in your jurisdiction?
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I only make 200 each month, and that's in a good month.

    I only make 200 each month, and that's in a good month.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian appraisal?

    @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian appraisal?
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It dried up when someone forgot to put it away.

    It dried up when someone forgot to put it away.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Time and spacetime are different things. Spacetime is the time of the space. Space is place...

    Time and spacetime are different things. Spacetime is the time of the space. Space is place. Time is a place where the space is, and time has it's own chronology.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Say it again to my face.

    Say it again to my face.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I stay in my room when I eat because the smells of cooking outside my room make me vomit.

    I stay in my room when I eat because the smells of cooking outside my room make me vomit.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The soup was made with ground turkey.

    The soup was made with ground turkey.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I hated these things when I was in school. I know how to type on a keyboard, and I don't need...

    I hated these things when I was in school. I know how to type on a keyboard, and I don't need more instructions.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Kaarg!

    Kaarg!
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