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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's ground turkey, and it made it a little hard to eat. The ground turkey was going to go bad...

    It's ground turkey, and it made it a little hard to eat. The ground turkey was going to go bad otherwise though.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's just two regular snickers that won't turn you into a miniature mineral eating alien, and a...

    It's just two regular snickers that won't turn you into a miniature mineral eating alien, and a bottle of aloe juice drink.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I can give you some juice and a few snickers bars.

    I can give you some juice and a few snickers bars.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My booty is ready!

    My booty is ready!
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    We had a twisted artist as a villain IRL in the 30s and 40s.

    We had a twisted artist as a villain IRL in the 30s and 40s.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I don't want more pick up lines. I want you.

    I don't want more pick up lines. I want you.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    [IMG] A cream soup with three cheeses and lots of spices. Tasty.

    A cream soup with three cheeses and lots of spices. Tasty.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

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  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I like butterscotch hard candy, though, what I really want is lemon drops.

    I like butterscotch hard candy, though, what I really want is lemon drops.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Where does the exhaust from the rocket propelled grenade come out? This is just asking to...

    Where does the exhaust from the rocket propelled grenade come out? This is just asking to literally and figuratively brutally disarm the wielder.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Needs a white cat with a sprite label.

    Needs a white cat with a sprite label.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I was born precisely 7 time days ago. I am 7 time days old, also know as 21 earth years old.

    I was born precisely 7 time days ago. I am 7 time days old, also know as 21 earth years old.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    [IMG] Mcdonald's be addin' that uranium to the food.

    Mcdonald's be addin' that uranium to the food.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Like you too.

    Like you too.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just saw what that is, and I realized that all it would take is 1 hour and 10 minutes of my...

    I just saw what that is, and I realized that all it would take is 1 hour and 10 minutes of my time, and I could have made 20 of them myself.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I am so happy to see silver spot prices drop, because now, I can afford more of that tasty white...

    I am so happy to see silver spot prices drop, because now, I can afford more of that tasty white metal snack.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Whales can create natural disasters, like meteorites, tsunamis, tornadoes, water spouts...

    Whales can create natural disasters, like meteorites, tsunamis, tornadoes, water spouts, whirlpools, and earthquakes.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    That's fine. I always burn or undercook fish when I make it.

    That's fine. I always burn or undercook fish when I make it.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Salt is nice.

    Salt is nice.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Just glass the surface with antimatter bombs and then revert the damage to everything but human...

    Just glass the surface with antimatter bombs and then revert the damage to everything but human life with magic.
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