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  1. CountVanBadger

    Show me your retcon skills.

    I've had to go back and edit a couple of my chapters because I can't keep track of my own RPG system and keep listing people's stats incorrectly.
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    Cool ideas you'll probably never use?

    It's about a writer whose wife gets kidnapped by a lovecraftian entity, and he keeps finding pages from a book he wrote, but doesn't remember writing, just before the events in the book happen in real life. What you described in particular reminds me of the game's tutorial, where a character who...
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    Cool ideas you'll probably never use?

    That almost sounds like Alan Wake
  4. CountVanBadger

    Cool ideas you'll probably never use?

    Apparently he's a pokemon too
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    Cool ideas you'll probably never use?

    When I was in fifth grade, my story ideas were "EYEBALL MAN! IT'S A COMIC ABOUT A SUPERHERO NAMED EYEBALL MAN AND HE'S AN EYEBALL AND HE WEARS A CAPE AND FLIES AROUND AND HE'S STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN AND ALSO HE CAN TURN INTO A GIANT EYEBALL MONSTER WHENEVER HE WANTS THAT IS ALSO STRONGER THAN...
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    Cool ideas you'll probably never use?

    I was thinking about an idea for a book I had a few years ago, back when I was an online grocery worker for Walmart. What if there were a supermarket so massive that it became a dungeon? It would go miles deep underground, and the deeper you went the more dangerous the monsters became--but also...
  7. CountVanBadger

    One month in! How am I doing?

    Probably because I purchased an ad on RR.
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    Difference in image sizes between browser and mobile sites?

    Just something weird I've noticed. If I'm using the forums from my computer, it never has any trouble when I want to post a picture or a gif. But if I do it from my phone on the mobile site, roughly half the images and pretty much all of the gifs I try to post get blocked for being too big. Is...
  9. CountVanBadger

    One month in! How am I doing?

    If I knew that, I'd be able to judge it for myself instead of asking the forum.
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    One month in! How am I doing?

    I posted XNPC (almost) exactly one month ago. Here's what my stats look like so far. Considering that this is the debut novel from an unknown author, on a scale of 1 to 10, how am I doing? Chapters: 20 (plus two interludes for stats) Pages: 205 Scribble Hub: Total views: 910 Average views: 40...
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    Faruq’s Mental Support Chamber

    Doc, do you have any idea how hard it is to be in love with your own lips in this day and age? If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag, and headed south, that would be too bad. I'd be so sad. If my lips said "Adios! I don't like you, I think you're gross!", that'd be too bad. I might get...
  12. CountVanBadger

    What's the most attractive part of the human body?

    Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Those really make the wheels on MY bus go round and round.
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    Ask anything

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    Who are some of your most memorable villains? (And why?)

    So far, XNPC doesn't have any outright villains. The closest thing they have are three guys from a rival guild who are hunting the main characters. But they're not doing it out of malice, they're doing it because the MCs poached a dungeon from their guild's territory, which permanently robbed...
  15. CountVanBadger

    A Sensible Thread

    Jeremy: sensible, logical, always tries to think things through. An absolute fish out of water in a world where you have to fight monsters to stay sentient. Miranda: reckless, adrenaline junkie, constantly pulling more and more dangerous stunts in an effort to distract herself from a hundred...
  16. CountVanBadger

    Wisdom of the forum, answer my plea, what does a goth-girl produce on a farm?

    Chocolate milk. It's like you took preppy white conformist milk and dressed it in the edgy black nonconformist clothes that every goth wears.
  17. CountVanBadger

    Copyrights: what can't I say?

    I've never really understood where the line gets drawn when it comes to copyrights. Sometimes it seems like even acknowledging another franchise exists is enough to get the pants sued off of you, other times its like you can rip off names, character designs, and even entire plots, and the owners...
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