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No, because as soon as I open the floor to other people's suggestions, all anyone cares about is getting their ideas in my book.

In the second XNPC book, they're going to spend a good chunk of the story at a fancy hotel, and I want to make the name of that hotel the title of the book. The hotel is owned by a sentient Hero character, and they gave it a name that reflects the state of the world the story takes place in, in...

Satyrs and Fauns

Getting switched back to the day shift for a week and going to work.

I was going to suggest Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Seven guys (eight if you count the prince) simping over one girl? Sounds exactly like what you want. But then I remembered it didn't quite escape the "no f/f" trope because the evil queen is a tsundere for Snow White.

Yep, it's a complete mystery why anyone would be annoyed by that...

People who play music and videos in public. It is the year of our lord 2026. There is no excuse not to own at least a cheap pair of headphones. I also hate people who use headphones, but turn it up so loud that you can hear it anyway. Bottom line is, everyone's taste in music sucks except for...

From what I can see, people do that if they just want to subscribe for one month. So they paid the $10, got their advance chapters, and then canceled so they wouldn't get charged for another month unless they decide they want to stay subscribed.

I LOST ONE! Time to do the "the badger can never have good things" dance. :(

YET THE BADGER STILL HUNGERS! BRING MORE SUSTENANCE!

Yes ? No ?

The first of many, hopefully. Come do the "the badger's going to be rich soon" dance with me!

I'm still not going to read it due to the tone deafness of the advertisement. Your story has three chapters and two "bonus scenes," and you're marketing it as having close to 500 chapters.

Yes. The kind that goes kshxxshkxkshshkxxxxshkshkxkxkshhh.

First, that would clue me in that I'm dreaming. At that point I'd either wake up, or fly away on my rainbow farting rhinocehorse in search of more realistic dreams.