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Dude, what the hell? Of course your product is being sold. You are asking for my TIME. There is no more valuable thing in the universe and you want me to spend my time on you. Yet, for some reason I should not be able to warn people about or encourage people to consume your product? You want...

Psst... Just between you, me, and the internet, I think he is talking about a stable of women. ie Harems Well, in the MFer's defense, it doesn't sell. My Favorate Book I'm writing is VERY political, and it is my least popular story. The way I have it is, the MC is an American in an European...

Wait... People DON'T have internal politics in their stories? SaiilusGebel Is A Brony: Confirmed

wHY NOT BOTH?

Why? There's yer problem Kay. If she was made, then what did her creator wNt her to be? Ugh. Look, just have her grown in a vat. Her whole life is a vr programmed lie. Whatever. This is because you don't have a purpose or goal Manchurian candidates are boring Is this a comedy? Lul so...

Well, in everyone' defense, You didn't actually ask a question. The only Question Mark in the OP is "The Goal?" and then you answer your own question. You STATE you need help, but you don't ASK for help, much less state what that help would look like, or what would help. Try stating a question...

Help... what? Give the power a name? The Character? Okay... GRAVITRON! He runs around in a Red Onesy. On his chest is F=MA. He has the power to make things orbit him at high speeds. Basically, it's just a method of storing up PE over time so it can be released all at once. His origin is that...

Strength: The Ability to warp reality to my choosing. Weaknesses: Silver, Sunlight, Pie (The kind with a crust covering), Nail Biting, Cookie Dough Ice Cream, when the great unmaker opens at least three of his seven mouths to sing the song that destroys worlds and character descriptions.

Gingers have no souls. Trust me. When it comes to sacrifices, Gingers are the "Chinese Food" of sacrifices. Yer always hungry again an hour later.

You. Sacrificing you would be the smallest sacrifice I could make to get good at writing. Trust me. Between you and a goat, most gods would take the goat.

Boy did I need this video, because the only perspective I have is human, what with me being human and not non-human in any way shape or form and certainly not an ever shifting pile of writhing nightmares, that would be CRAZY.

What you all talking about and why should I care? Too lazy to google.

I'm missing the context. Can you assume I have no idea what you are talking about and take this back to basics? As in, Define things and explain the setting. I'm basically lost. I see there is something here, but I've no frame of reference.

Are they turkish elves?

Ahhhh... if I had a nickle for every time that happened to me, I'd have two nickles. Which isnt much, but it is strange that at least twice I passed out on someone's lawn.

Okay someone explain this domain expansion crap.

I used an axe.

Weaponized autism is like radioactive anthrax. You don't want any of it anywhere near you, but it sure puts an end to any problems you might have lickity split.

I am very polite and only send in a small number of eyestalks leaving the majority of my undulating form outside. Typically there is a lot of screaming. I have always assumed it was in joy because the people in the store usually run off to go tell everyone the good news that I arrived. Then I...

*Sweats Bubbling Pitch* What? Uhhh... What a silly question! Of course, I know what makes someone human, being a human myself. Why wouldn't I know the answer to this question? The answer is so obvious, I will let someone else answer it.