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Yes. You can. Most people rant about how wrong the reviewer is. Acting like a complete lunatic? Of course, it's acceptable. This is the internet. SIGH. Kids today. Look, how are you going to become a tooth-gnashing firebrand of myopic opinions if you don't attack anyone who dares to not lavish...

*looks to his avatar and the words written beneath it*

I think I read that one.

But I love oversharing personal horror. So I got eh shit beat out of me from 7 yo to 17, most of the bullies were older than me, so they graduated leaving it to only three-on-one. I finally kicked their ass. So, my senior year was nice. I was left alone. Then that summer, they came back from...

Let's be blunt here. You guys are terrifying. You can lose half your blood and stay alive. You hunt by simply following whatever you want to kill until it simply falls over exhausted then you stab it a lot. You eat EVERYTHING. If it fits in your mouth, you try it. You usually watch someone else...

Man.

Kirby. Can doomguy eat a truck then headbutt a meteor? I think not.

Oh, I was saying pick it up FROM when its master dies and I'm about to devour it, causing the monster to jump into a NEW monster body. Everyone has suggested many monsters for it to turn INTO, I'm suggesting what monster it STARTS AS.

Every once in a while a human gets reincarnated into a small part of me. Usually they only get one eye and they start talking going, "Oh God! What's happening? Why am I part of this giant sheet of undulating flesh and eyes?" You know, annoying stuff like that. Now, normally I shut that shit down...

My thoughts are: Never happen. Look, twice I've had people approach me with this very concept and I said, sure. Send me what you got, I'll look it over, fix anything you got wrong, then post it. Never happened. They vanished. Had someone offer to help with editing. I said, okay. You send me...

In the UK, there is a hill. It was conquered by invaders and they asked, What is that place called, and pointed at a nearby hill. They said "A Hill" in the native tongue. So the people who took over called it "A Hill" Hill, adding on their own word for hill to the end. Then the area got...

Drugs. I recommend the legal kind. Energy shots work well. I highly recommend Provigil, but you'll need to fake having narcolepsy to get a prescription, or work the night shift. Beat yourself up. Remind yourself what a loser you are for always giving up and never finishing anything. Plunge...

That's the androgen talking.

You got it backward. A is the guy and B is the woman. Otherwise, you have described every male confessing his love to a female since the dawn of time.

Kneecap rhubarb is like Rain jumping out of a tin dog, but greener.

Well, the beta release of the "free will" upgrade package was about 60,000 years ago. A lot of alpha testing went into that. Typically it kicks in about 6 months per individual.

How much of the story is porn?

I never heard of them, therefore not popular. Problem solved.

Never heard of either of them.