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I got back to sleep. Close enough.

Awfully convenient that it ALWAYS happens. Everyone who gets isekai'd turns evil. Really? EVERYONE? Because if you told me I got Isekai'd and my power was 'null' as in, Make things not exist. At first I think that was swell. Then, if I realized what I could null was say, 'Thought' and I had the...

The Aristocrats is a classic joke that has existed for decades. It is one of those jokes that is a litmus test. If you cannot tell this joke, which is one of the most well-known disgusting jokes ever, and make people laugh, then you do not have the skill and ability to do "evil" humor. There is...

You came first. Born into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, you realized the fun did not have to stop there. You clawed at the limits of your senses, put together cause and effect, established object permanence, then experimented in the act of influencing the world. You...

They guy is going to die, but the name actually is what gets the Guy killed, because the MC expects him to get attacked, and tries to protect him, but does so in the wrong way, because he thought 'red shirt'. It's a bit of an ironic twist thing.

There is a joke. It is called "The Aristocrats". Study this joke. Learn this joke. Tell someone the joke. If they do not laugh, you are not ready to write this story.

Oh wait... Maybe Guy Red-Tunic. Too on the nose? But it's supposed to be on the nose. Anyways. Thanks everyone. That helps.

This one has potential. It sounds all Nobility. Although I like "Guy Red-Skjort" Hrmm...

I need a name for someone that is a horrible pun on "Red Shirt", "Expendable Extra", or "The guy who is gonna get killed by the villain to prove how evil he is". It has to be a NAME, hopefully, a noble-sounding name, but a name of some sort. The point is, the MC has a universal translator and...

I recommend it, as a writer. The reason being, it is a good skill. I did ghost writing fro a while there, LONG AGO, back in the hay-day. (it's dead now.) Being able to read the IP and write a story in someone else's IP is a good writing skill to have. I did writing for D&D content back for...

There was an Anime? What am I saying... Of COURSE there was an Anime.

Make the friend a robot sent to earth to spy on humanity.

How do I have showers in my medieval European ambient setting?

The problem with most fan fics is that most people aren't fans. Male fanfic writers wind up doing harems or they have an OC character that they want to be awesome. What better way than having your OC be awesome by beating up Batman? Female fanfic writers can write a better story, usually...

With my eyestalks.

So, I got the ending done. And I have written up to almost the end. I just have to do the one connecting chapter between the dramatic recovery of the villainess where the crown prince betrays the hero and then we pick up at the Villainess denouncement. JUST ONE, GODDAMN CHAPTER. Maybe two...

Let me spell it out, BTW in more detail: Reincarnation: Your soul upon your death goes to find a new body, usually a baby. You sometimes remember your past life. Sometimes everyone does this. Sometimes you are special. Sometimes you remember ALL your past lives, sometimes you just remember one...

It's reincarnation (born as a baby in another world), Transmigration (either recalling your past life in a new body, or your soul being stuck in a new, usually just died, body), or regression (Going back in time to relive you CURRENT life) And BTW, Most TRUE transmigrations would be your soul...

I once woke up out of a fever dream. I mean an actual 'I had a 101 fever and was hallucinating' dream. I immediately, upon waking up, wrote down the script for this auto drama in less than three hours, then I recorded it the next day. This is what "emptying your head" looks like.

You might be wondering why I wrote you the way I did. I'll let you in on a secret. If you live long enough there will be a point where gold loses its luster, diamonds stop sparkling, and the only thing you will value is TIME. Nothing else matters, except time. You start to measure everything...