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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Do you pull your stories to publish on Amazon?

    You know, if you pulled your books and sold them, you might be able to afford the 5 bucks to buy a book. I work for the state and have access to unlimited overtime and have quite a chunk of change stored up. I could easily afford thousands of dollars of books. I don't, because I'm cheap as...
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    The portrayal of slimes in fantasy novels

    What's that anime? Guy wants to be super strong, but pretends to be a mob. Eminence in shadow? I forget. What if everything was slime? A pile of slimes in the shape of a giant slime knocks on your door made of slimes. It is wearing a hat of slimes that looks like a slime. You, a slime, open...
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    Chapter 15,CARROT, picture of two main characters

    DBD reference. The Skull of Paul.
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    Quick question about the "strong language"

    Fuck is like salt or acetaminophen. It goes with everything
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    Chapter 15,CARROT, picture of two main characters

    Ya know... if you look at just this part, it looks like a guy with a really long neck coming up over the back, over the top of the head of the guy in the background, then back down to suck on his nipple. Looks familiar. Can't quite place the name... Oh Wait! PAUL! That's PAUL!
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    We Surpassed 100,000 Members!

    But there are only humans. There are no non-humans here. Why such a claim is insane. We all have pressurized cardiovascular systems here. Why I personally moisten my corneas by involuntarily blinking my eyelids, WHICH I TOTALLY HAVE, just as much as the next human. How could you claim there is...
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    We Surpassed 100,000 Members!

    Wow! Who knew there were 100k humans left on Earth? That's amazing!
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    I have something to admit

    Hrrmmm.... So... I could take a page from a manga and hope to get it to make images.
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    I have something to admit

    Gotta link?
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    I have something to admit

    O.O A.I.-Ception. I just need an AI that can make a basic Manga format.
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    Any harem writers go all the way to the MC having kids with his harem?

    Wait a minute... Is this the person who's been dumping paradox in my backyard while I'm slumbering? Ugh. Don't remind me. Fricky... internal bones... Why can't you be like cats? Cats don't have bones. Yes, they have teeth, but that's it. Never seen a cat with a single bone in their body. And...
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    Any harem writers go all the way to the MC having kids with his harem?

    You know, saying "no", then "only" when talking about incest is like saying, "But your honor, I barely murdered him."
  13. TheEldritchGod

    ‘Magic Academy’ or ‘General Life’ Poll

    Hara-kiri Nonfeasance. Just finished the first complete draft. Doing the polishing on the final 10 chapters. 275k words long, effectively a trilogy in size in its own right, but it's only the first book. Heavy on the psychological. Very serious. Very dark. The main character is put through...
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    Giant Spider Question

    Neither. They burrow into the childs chest and lay their eggs. Most animals that hunt down prey and est them would start with the limbs so the prey cannot escape. So it would be arms or legs first, but most preditors would tear off the limbs. If a pack animal, they alpha would start with the...
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    ‘Magic Academy’ or ‘General Life’ Poll

    If you are doing the magic school setting, you can't play it straight. You have to lean into the formula. I'm doing that setting for HKN, so the MC can run rough shod through the setting like a cybernetic bull pumped full of crank in a glass soap bubble retail outlet. Half the fun is him...
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    Writing Prompt Envy's Poem Thread

    See that boy upon the stair? Is it strange he wasn’t there? That boy not there? That was me! Don’t forget what you cannot see. I’m a secret agent from Utopia Holy man wandering Dystopia Keep your head, smile right Don a mask, move at night. I'm just an agent of Utopia Utopia… Moving through...
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    Talk about child physical abuse in a chapter.

    Yes. Well, I would recommend treating it with great seriousness. Include charts and graphs. I'm sure your "How To" guide would be a lot easier to comprehend if you included a series of pictures showing the best way to abuse a child. Maybe occasionally have a little cheerful animal on the side...
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    Amazon KDP page limitations suck!

    BTW,. Most books are between 80k to 110k. What's your word count? I mean, I have just finished a 275k monster. It should be three books. And honestly, It's rough draft. I need to go in and do the fluff text, so I expect it to jump up to 300k. There's a reason for that. People don't like stopping...
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    Amazon KDP page limitations suck!

    How about you lower the font by 1 point, then reduce the space between lines. I use double spacing, but if I went to single space, I could shave off so much in terms of size. Also, turn margins to .5 inch both top, bottom, and sides. If you have a lot of paragraphs, or every change in the...
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    Do you intentionally skip chapters?

    Because the story sucks and the writing is terrible. I mean, this isn't rocket science.
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