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First one... I honestly can't remember the first few things I've written. The first thing I know I abandoned was a novella I was writing with a friend. It was about a girl who crossed over into a magical realm and made a connection with a unicorn before forgetting and returning to the human...

I have frozen melon pops. The day is good.

My bones feel extra cronchy today. Can't wait to gimp my way around the grocery store after work.

It's Wednesday, my dudes.

So... if anyone does want to test it out, you can do EA's weird subscription thing for a month and play 4ish hours (it says 5 but getting things set up right will eat into that). You know, the game would be okay if it wasn't a Dragon Age game. I mean, it wouldn't be an awesome game but it'd be...

Ones that don't constantly misunderstand everything. I do like protagonists who are too dumb to live but when its 300 chapters of misunderstandings, I get testy. I also like unreliable narrators. Especially if there are background details that hint at what the Protagonist doesn't know.

That awkward moment when my coworker walks into my office for the first time in weeks and I gotta explain I'm not crying, I just poked myself in the eye while trying to drink from a straw while staring at a screen.

Coworker offered me some pickled polish today. I immediately asked "Sausage?"

Never had caviar but lobster roe is freaking delicious.

Not going to lie, I thought Rule #3236 was the lyrics to YOLO for a second....

Round 2 of this is definitely a Monday. Leaned a little too far and snapped a wheel off my chair.

What I meant to tell my boss was "I don't hide my mistakes." What I told my boss was "Just making you aware of my mistakes." Starting to think it should be illegal for me to be awake without caffeine.