I mean... I suggested Mitten and Glove to someone when they asked for Ferret names so you wouldn't be the first (or last) to call an animal something that might be terrible (but funny).
See, I don't mind conversing with people but there is only so much I can talk about before my eyes start glossing over and I debate going to the liquor store during lunch... I have learned so much about her kids. So. Much.
My brother (who is in his late 40s) saying LOL (lawl) in conversation.
The things I've said to my boss when I haven't had caffeine. Then thinking about them later.
My attempts at writing smut.
I feel old... Fa-Q was a thing when I was in High School.
Still remember the pair that got suspended because one shouted Fa on one side of the room while the other shouted Q from the other side.