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q log #36: something vaguely profound with a slightly edgy or ironic twist encouraging one to follow the poor advice contained within this sentence.

q log 35: the secret to better writing, as it turns out, is emoting and body language. the very things we struggle to process and express and why we're writing in the first place smh.

tornado, tomato. potato floatato. same thing, really. sometimes tornadoes are made of ketchup and plant matter, and sometimes tomatoes are swirling dervishes of air and dirt.

a tornado? just for us? neat! *throws the tornado at the nearest target: ourself*

midnight: "oh? you're approaching me?" azure: "yeah, how else am i supposed to kick your ass?"

q observation log #33: always over-complicate your creations. this has never backfired once in the history of ever.

we're curious as to what brought this on?

once in elementary school, we caught a tiny sparrow. we brought it in with us because now that we had it, we didn't know what to do with it. we hadn't actually *planned* on catching it when we went for it. it ended up being a lot easier to catch than expected. got caught when a classmate tattled...

q fact #32: if the universe is bothering you, just turn off the simulation and go to bed already; it's late and you've been in that thing for far too long already.

q rule #31: things just happen, what the hell? that's so fudged up...

Q rule #30: Roses are red, Violets aren't actually blue. Singular 'they' Predates singular 'you'. Rhyming is hard; Microwave?

q rule #29: Any speculative fantasy is indistinguishable from theology.

some ding dong has turned the sun up to eleven. how rude! literally nothing should be subjected to this torturous heat.

No (but in purple)

[oh no~!] *teleports several oceans worth of water, gathered from various planetary ice rings across the cosmos, directly onto the burning daikon* *it doesn't work* [well that doesn't bode well.]

*eleventeen quagmas are cuddling with each other. they seem content, and frankly, adorable. you leave them to their strange snuggle pile and move on to the next weird thing to look at*

q rule #28: Don't let anyone treat you like an option. You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.

we have a candy shop nearby that does those too. it's... let's just say some things are better left out of soda than in.

The nomics of science, obviously. How does it work? It doesn't!