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  1. BenJepheneT

    "if I'm not good, then you're lower than frog piss." - me to that skank you still dignify with...

    "if I'm not good, then you're lower than frog piss." - me to that skank you still dignify with human conversations
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    What songs are you listening to?

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    Calling all authors

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    Daily quota

    I do both writing and drawing, so I'll hit a productivity quota with either/or. If I only write, my daily quota is 500 words. If I draw, it has to be at least one completed full page sketch. If both, it varies, but it has to be at least 200 words and a preliminary full page sketch. It's so that...
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    Calling all authors

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    I think that's less of Jesus's responsibility and more of your dog's natural, righteous reaction

    I think that's less of Jesus's responsibility and more of your dog's natural, righteous reaction
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    What songs are you listening to?

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    The fact that Jesus looked down and saw a million young lads jack off to the thought of brolic...

    The fact that Jesus looked down and saw a million young lads jack off to the thought of brolic black men violently fucking their mothers/girlfriends and still chose to love them is the pinnacle of forgiveness imo
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    The Last to Comment Wins

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    Visited my grandfather today and he referred to me as "bro" and in that split second I saw my...

    Visited my grandfather today and he referred to me as "bro" and in that split second I saw my life flash before my eyes in a whiplash as he gave me the biggest "see, I keep up with the kids too" grin I've ever seen
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    How important is it to you for stories to have interesting chapter titles?

    I put the weirdest shit on the chapter title and people automatically click into it out of curiosity. I'll write shit like Chapter 17: Seventeen Banana Farmers Harvest One Grove and that's how I bait unsuspecting readers into reading a seventeen-man gangbang with a hung shota.
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    What Hollywood is doing is bastardising, no genderswapping. Instead of a Rule 63 they take the...

    What Hollywood is doing is bastardising, no genderswapping. Instead of a Rule 63 they take the male base and give it a botched gender reassignment surgery.
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    [IMG]You're about a shave and some face tattoos away from looking like Post Malone

    You're about a shave and some face tattoos away from looking like Post Malone
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    How to make great female character designs: Create male character Genderswap Profit [IMG] [IMG]

    How to make great female character designs: Create male character Genderswap Profit
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    >no money >print them >print them faster than they inflate >make bigger notes to accommodate all...

    >no money >print them >print them faster than they inflate >make bigger notes to accommodate all the zeroes at the end >civil war >use fiat currency instead they should've appointed me as their minister of finance
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    to confuse her a little further, why not go for the father, no, I'm not talking about her...

    to confuse her a little further, why not go for the father, no, I'm not talking about her father, I'm talking about her grandfather
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    I'm going to drive a fucking spoon through your cock and scoop out your balls

    I'm going to drive a fucking spoon through your cock and scoop out your balls
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    random stuff

    I don't use Reddit, and never will. I am racist. Reddit is not.
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    Fill in the blank. "School is a place to_____"

    test out my dad's shotgun spread
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