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  1. BenJepheneT

    I agree we should halt financial support to the Russian gov but there's gotta be a way to do so...

    I agree we should halt financial support to the Russian gov but there's gotta be a way to do so without crippling the common folk. Krachenkov just wants to play StarCraft II and smoke Camel cigarettes but he can't because some balding maniac in the Kremlin can't take a territorial L.
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    russian civilians are fucked. government in no way represents their best interest, their...

    russian civilians are fucked. government in no way represents their best interest, their currency is skydiving, the rest of the world is cutting off online services to them from entertainment to trading, and some with terminal brain damage are equating plain Babushkas to the Russian military...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

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    random stuff

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    Favourite method to end a play

    Schindler's List just took a whole different meaning for me.
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    If Death Note was a play

    I hate how Batman is now practically a physical god despite his character originally being a martial artist with deep pockets and now he's going toe-to-toe with Darkseid by fists alone. Frank Miller's TDKR is supposed to be an interesting one-off character study but everyone wants to be Frank...
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    Favourite method to end a play

    An open fist fight between all the cast members. Audiences are free to join. Doesn't matter which play, we could all be singing along to Les Miserables and we'd cut off the song in half just to have an onstage Fight Club.
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    If Death Note was a play

    Beneath Alfred's leather butler boots are the most glamorous, bimbo-iest, rainbow glitter pedicure you've ever seen
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    Made some hair accessories and earrings~ (○´︶`○)

    Fat ass squad up ?? Fat ass squad up ??
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    Made some hair accessories and earrings~ (○´︶`○)

    My fat fucking ass thought I was looking at cupcakes despite reading the title beforehand Do take this as a compliment from me, though I'm not sure what people should feel when their craft is described as delicious
  11. BenJepheneT

    It's fine, I also can't spell restuauraunt

    It's fine, I also can't spell restuauraunt
  12. BenJepheneT

    @Paul_Tromba always a pleasant surprise to catch a compliment out of nowhere ilyt Paul <3 XOXO...

    @Paul_Tromba always a pleasant surprise to catch a compliment out of nowhere ilyt Paul <3 XOXO call me
  13. BenJepheneT

    Short Stories

    I don't usually write them but when I do, I write them as a sort of marker for a milestone. Since my short stories are usually 6+ months apart, I always compare my latest short story to the one before it, and see where I've improved/degraded. In terms of improvement, I've gotten better at...
  14. BenJepheneT

    Though with the amount of lard The Notorious B.M.I sweats out everyday the rope is just gonna...

    Though with the amount of lard The Notorious B.M.I sweats out everyday the rope is just gonna slip off his neck anyway
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    Today my co-worker dogged on me for skipping lunch due to my hanging off a straining budget and...

    Today my co-worker dogged on me for skipping lunch due to my hanging off a straining budget and it took every fibre of my being to hold off from telling Captain Hamplanet to skip the queue to the buffet and hang himself off a straining noose
  16. BenJepheneT

    Heavy Weapons - Sweet Venom Characters

    >alien women >thick luscious lips >tentacle hair >images all cut off halfway through the cleavage You please me, Original Poster Man. I very much enjoyed these.
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    Carry my torch, Paul. Scar the Philadelphian scum like the wretched subhuman that he is. Make...

    Carry my torch, Paul. Scar the Philadelphian scum like the wretched subhuman that he is. Make sure he stops the recording a changed man for all the wrong reasons.
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