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  1. BenJepheneT

    I'm watching all my childhood movie stars get arthritis. It's Matt Damon on the right. Tom Hanks...

    I'm watching all my childhood movie stars get arthritis. It's Matt Damon on the right. Tom Hanks used to call him "kid". Either he aged terribly or I'm at that point where all my heroes are dying.
  2. BenJepheneT

    Your mother is just a party-size hoe.

    Your mother is just a party-size hoe.
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    [IMG] I had genuine fun doing this. Feels weird to say such a positive thing.

    I had genuine fun doing this. Feels weird to say such a positive thing.
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    I drew my main character from Caninstinct in age progression. He's not meant to live past 30...

    I drew my main character from Caninstinct in age progression. He's not meant to live past 30. I actually made an entire image set off this.
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    Ben™'s dumpster fire-full of abs, lewds and bewbs

    He's not meant to live past 30
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    My chrome tabs consists of 3d Sketchfab models, a half dozen articles about obscure niche games...

    My chrome tabs consists of 3d Sketchfab models, a half dozen articles about obscure niche games I like, a few Rule34 tabs, and a hundred other Google searches pertaining to specific 6-digit postcodes primarily beginning with the numbers 2 and 3.
  9. BenJepheneT

    A King in the land of Beasts (A Need for Speed: Pro Street essay)

    Long story short, I can't sleep. Since I have time, I decided to burn it by writing an essay on one of my favourite games of all time. It's a little forgotten gem from a franchise considered overdone at the time by most but still holds a special place in my heart. It's a behemoth to me as a...
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    SHF Lore

    That's what I'm saying. While you're loving those shit, I'm doing them. In public. Without censorship. I'm surprised I'm still walking free.
  11. BenJepheneT

    (for readers) good fanfics

    ah a failed jest i thought you were exclusively reading your fanfics from AO3 or FanFiction.net, which would explain your response. even the brightest of optimists would face despair from the murky cesspool that is those sites. the shit suburban white women with unrestricted internet access...
  12. BenJepheneT

    I'll probably start launching into various tirades around the forum, be it deserved or not, and...

    I'll probably start launching into various tirades around the forum, be it deserved or not, and see what comes out of it. See if it'll liven up that dead part of my cortex.
  13. BenJepheneT

    I'm losing my poison as of late. I don't feel as vindictive as I have before, which should be a...

    I'm losing my poison as of late. I don't feel as vindictive as I have before, which should be a good thing, but it's not being replaced by anything. I feel like I should be happy from this, but whenever I look at something that'll make the me from 6 months ago recoil in disgust I simply feel...
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    (for readers) good fanfics

    nah that's my reaction to some bullshit where have you been reading fanfics on tf
  15. BenJepheneT

    What kind of thoughts keep you awake?

    I lay awake at midnight in trembling fear that one day I might accidentally pop a spontaneous boner in the most inappropriate area. Like, I'd be at my sister's birthday party around her friends or in a sauna around strangers and I'd be forced to explain myself but the fact that I acknowledged...
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    SHF Lore

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    SHF Lore

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    The Last to Comment Wins

    Blizzard failing for the 16th time trying to make people forget about all the sexual offences in their offices by... adjusting in-game props in Overwatch 2 to be homeless friendly. https://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-2-removed-hostile-architecture-from-new-map-at-fan-request/
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    SHF Lore

    If your mind can be constituted as filthy then mine requires nuclear erasure.
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