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The restaurant across the street from my apartment serves gator nuggets. It tastes like chicken, if chicken was a fish.

An old PSP game called Jeanne D'arc was rereleased on PS5 about a year ago. I never got to play it back when I was a spazzy teenager running on pure ADHD, so it's nice that it got ported over to a newer console. It's probably the most basic TRPG I've ever played. If that's all there was to it...

Henry's middle name is Chaplin in honor of Charlie Chaplin. Henry swears with food because any brainless goomba can use bad language, but it takes someone with an IQ higher than a single digit to express their emotions with food. Ethan draws a comic called Backfire: the World's Worst...

I like the fact that I've somehow managed to make it into my thirties without going to prison for involuntary manslaughter.

Not what I said. Your whole reply is acting like I just want to abandon the story altogether.

Okay, can we please stick to helpful, on topic answers? No more of this pretentious look-how-deep-I-am "Who cares? What even is an ending? Everything must come to an end!" junk.

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You like clowns? You like girls? You like clown girls? You like clown girls in a totally normal and not weird way? If you said no to any of these questions, then you absolutely should not read Henry Rider: Clown Hunter.

Of course I can. I figured out how to write the perfect death scene years ago. I use it at least three times in every book.

Yes. It's called burnout.

Nah, they were absolutely right in rejecting it. Apparently graphic body horror isn't appropriate for young readers. Who knew?

A few years ago, I got closer to being professionally published than I ever had before when a literary agent asked to see the full manuscript of Henry Rider: Clown Hunter. They ended up rejecting it, but they gave me some pointers for future submissions. One of those pointers was that you should...

How often do you update both stories per week?

What has a better chance of succeeding on sites like this and RR? Having one story that updates 3+ times a week, or two stories that only update once or twice a week each?

Peanut butter

Well that's different. Anthologies are a bunch of standalone stories put together in one book, so it wouldn't make sense to label them as "chapter one, chapter two" etc.

I don't think I've ever read a book that just had chapter titles. It's always [Chapter Number]: [Chapter Title].

I'll never understand why people... A. Think making every sentence a new paragraph will make people want to read their book. Maybe they think it'll make the book look longer, and that people are too dumb to know the difference between a book that's chock full of content, and the literary...

I wish there was a way to make it automatic. Kinda like how in Excel you can put "=E2+F5" to add the two cells together, except it keeps track of the other times you've typed "chapter" or something like that. "Chapter [countword='chapter']" or something like that. (I have no idea how coding or...