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Confiscated the remote control because the child wasn't following rule about sticking to bedtime-approved content.

If you're killing a woman to provide motivation, that could just make her angry. It's been done to death and it's no surprise anymore.

If it were me, it would be easier to make me happy cry than sad cry. Make it look like something bad is going to happen and then switcheroo!

Having extra money to spare in the first place.

*sigh* At least I have a smart 4-year-old.

I'd always be happy to have something related to my infamous 1-star story.

Repaired a stuffed animal that the kid ripped apart, and also a nightgown.

You need to give my story a 1-star rating to get on trending ?

Finished zipper project, constructed fun thread dispenser

Only because my toddler insists on kicking me in the face.

Zipper sewing

Child, walks up to me with blue marker all over his tummy. "Mama, you fed me blueberries at school two times yesterday, and it came out all over my tummy."

*Blinks* Many people abuse children because they were abused themselves or had a very traumatic experience. Beating up her dad would be more likely to cause the abuse than prevent it. In that scenario, I'd leave him some notes guiding him to a better path. Quotes from ancient philosophers...

More embroidery, and my fingertips hurt.

More embroidery

I'd typically just do an author's note.

Quite a lot, especially in the seafood department. Kid has had octopus, squid, mussels, crab legs, and clams. The first time we tried to give him lobster, he didn't eat any, but it has been a long time, and he put some in the shopping cart recently, so we're planning that for his birthday. He's...

You need to give my story a one-star rating.

Took little primate to zoo. Of course, he wanted to stay when I was ready to go home, so I set 10-minute timer and then we went home.

Lots more sewing, embroidery, and planning my next steps