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  1. Madkins

    I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give...

    I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give or take. Making clones isn't my job either, and I'm somehow the one that has to do it for all the other farmers. I should get paid for this...
  2. Madkins

    Fine, I won't pass it to you if you're just going to hit it and quit it. Can't let you burn the...

    Fine, I won't pass it to you if you're just going to hit it and quit it. Can't let you burn the house down...
  3. Madkins

    I don't know how to loves, but I can pass it to the left.

    I don't know how to loves, but I can pass it to the left.
  4. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    Is it because they look like chicken nuggets with legs? Please expand and I'll forgive the kin-slaying 😁 I've never read it. Is there a reference i should get?
  5. Madkins

    The killers meets Santa clause?

    The killers meets Santa clause?
  6. Madkins

    Oh, I see... I'm sorry to hear that. I mean, good for you! I have your back since we're BFF's. I...

    Oh, I see... I'm sorry to hear that. I mean, good for you! I have your back since we're BFF's. I have at least two German shepherds and one tank left if you need them. I find force makes socializing easier. Duct tape and rope as well.
  7. Madkins

    Were you eating the candy I leave in the alleyway too? If so that makes perfect sense.

    Were you eating the candy I leave in the alleyway too? If so that makes perfect sense.
  8. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    As long as it was horror and not because of an uncle, we're good... Just go ahead and avoid the bushes to be safe. If a tree ever tries to get you in the back of a van remember that they don't carry STD's, but they do have splinters. Which is worse, I assure you I wouldn't know, probably...
  9. Madkins

    Hump day, Let's play!:blob_hmm_two: The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when...

    Hump day, Let's play!:blob_hmm_two: The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when strangers stand over me whispering that as I wake up in the morning.
  10. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    If the alligator talks, I know the LSD was good. Probably going to end up on the news for being eaten while tripping balls though. Have you tried sponge mushrooms? Or even seen the movie Shrooms? God I love that movie. That I think falls under Anxiety more than fear. I can't sleep either when...
  11. Madkins

    I saw this on South Park... Cat breading

    I saw this on South Park... Cat breading
  12. Madkins

    Dude... I am bigfoot. Duh... that's how I know this shit...

    Dude... I am bigfoot. Duh... that's how I know this shit...
  13. Madkins

    I need your Irrational Fears

    Water I get, especially murky and/or deep water. Fucking alligators... Tunnels are ambush points for sure. However back when I was a kid in a life long ago. People did that to either bully kids, get rid of old shoes, and just because. Never had anything to do with drugs, and I assure you I would...
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