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Thus, it becomes a rational fear. Me too, don't feel bad.

Did you ever hold a firecracker too long while lit?

If it's just a hand, that still sounds cursed to me.

That or it became more than a hand and walked away...

Isn't that philosophy? "The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing." - Voltaire

You like philosophy, don't you?

Alright, I'm intrigued. Let's do this guys. Clown strippers for everyone.

Lol, hell no. It was a legit question; fireworks are a trigger for those sorts of traumatic incidents. Just doing my research on fears. You dont have to answer if you don't want. I just cover all bases.

A good story makes me go "Oh, I'm not as disturbed as I thought i was..." Then I feel better about my life choices.

Not a soldier or been caught in riot control I take it?

Not unless it gets weird, in which case I need you to go into as much detail as possible. :blob_hmm_two:

Wait, you're not a cop, right? Eh, what the hell. You can have it either way. 🤔

Clowns are just jesters that went to college...

Pfft, they've had those for decades. If you're looking for something freaky, I'll hook you up. Just don't tell them I sent you, or they will probably call the cops.

Theres a chance i made that burger...

Does it have a stuffed mouse in its bed like a teddy bear?!?

If you need to talk about something, you hit me up. I'm extremely grounded, and I'll help you stay grounded. Just please don't tell the others I was actually serious; it'll ruin my reputation for not taking things seriously.

You were having mood swings? Huh, i didnt notice.

That's singlehandedly the most depressing post all week, I almost feel responsible if I don't point this out. Consider becoming an absurdist, if you want to throw middle fingers to the universe. Might help.