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Wait, so you dropped an F-bomb but said arse in the story? Wild... :er_what_s:
Wait, so you dropped an F-bomb but said arse in the story? Wild... :er_what_s:- Madkins
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It wasn't for nutrition. it's part of the aesthetic :blob_teehee:
It wasn't for nutrition. it's part of the aesthetic :blob_teehee:- Madkins
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Tonight, I sit here at a Dennys with my shredded shoe, by myself. Licking pennies and typing on...
Tonight, I sit here at a Dennys with my shredded shoe, by myself. Licking pennies and typing on my computer. The crowd stares at me like I'm a psycho or something as I place french fries in my beard for later.- Madkins
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Dad Jokes
A bar is an item and a pub. Also helps when i spell men right lol- Madkins
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Dad Jokes
Two men are walking through a construction site. The first man says to the other, "I'm thirsty." The second man agrees, "Me too." The first man walks into a bar. You think the second man would've seen it.- Madkins
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They are old, probably have about a thousand miles on them. Hell, I'm old.
They are old, probably have about a thousand miles on them. Hell, I'm old.- Madkins
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I like to wait in the closet for my new friend to wake up
I like to wait in the closet for my new friend to wake up- Madkins
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They had a bad experience with me once. I asked them to get in the back of the truck to see a...
They had a bad experience with me once. I asked them to get in the back of the truck to see a puppy. :blob_hmm_two:- Madkins
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:blob_facepalm: Doesn't matter. It costs ten dollars to bill him. The shoes were less than that...
:blob_facepalm: Doesn't matter. It costs ten dollars to bill him. The shoes were less than that. I'm not losing money on this deal. Five dollars and I can get back to the sweatshop to buy another pair.- Madkins
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Damn straight I will! Think he'll give me his address now that I've announced I intend to bill...
Damn straight I will! Think he'll give me his address now that I've announced I intend to bill him for his voodoo?- Madkins
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Wait, why am I laughing about this? I really just destroyed my shoe... Man, I'm messed up.
Wait, why am I laughing about this? I really just destroyed my shoe... Man, I'm messed up.- Madkins
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Awww... I tore my shoe... I probably deserved that for something I've done lately. Damnit...
Awww... I tore my shoe... I probably deserved that for something I've done lately. Damnit... :blob_facepalm:- Madkins
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Justice will be decided after it is served not before. Actually, I had to ponder that for a minute.
Justice will be decided after it is served not before. Actually, I had to ponder that for a minute.- Madkins
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I've been getting screwed on presents then...
I've been getting screwed on presents then...- Madkins
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I don't know what's real anymore... Easter, Pilk, things are weird.
I don't know what's real anymore... Easter, Pilk, things are weird.- Madkins
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Me either. That might be why you don't know it was last Sunday. 😁
Me either. That might be why you don't know it was last Sunday. 😁- Madkins
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