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Bukkake? You should not spend long time on your chair. You should spend more time in the air, paragliding. Parachuting is nice too. If you're a sea monster like Ai-chan, you should spend more time in the water. Or if you have a girlfriend, you should spend more time being on top of each other.

If you ask Ai-chan "What's up?" Ai-chan will just answer with "Your dick".

"Psst, I heard Agentt just shat a load of bricks." "Really? Do you think he'll share?" "I don't think so, you know how Agentt doesn't like sharing his shit." "But you wouldn't know that, unless you ask for his shit." "No, I heard from a friend who heard it from his friend who heard it from...

You've all seen those titles with 'matchless' in their names, right? The characters are always so powerful and unmatched by anyone, basically a super OP character who will not lose a fight. But let's stop here. Ai-chan challenges you to make a story about matchless man. It can be horror...

Personally, Ai-chan isn't fond of fanfictions. They have a tendency to self-insert and throw Mary Sue characters in their image, such as that one Dragon Age fanfiction where the protagonist (a woman) knew everything that was going to happen and romanced her way into getting all the male...

No, there's no such rules. There were some arguments some months back where a reader complained that some authors used copyrighted images without permission, but nothing came out of it. Sure some accusations and bad language was thrown around but that's the extent of it. So go crazy. The site...

Don't you mean 'tread'?

While Ai-chan can't say any opening is the best opening, Ai-chan love the following: Vandred Thrust Guilty Crown My Dearest Umineko no Naku Koro ni Though the anime is the shortened version, enjoy the sound novel version instead

They actually said "Know your place, trash?" lol that's a new one. The most Ai-chan got was just, "You can never beat Andur."

It's not a problem. Ai-chan's Felicia's Second Life has a huge map. Ai-chan's trying to make a map of Hounds of Hell too, but it's been slow because Ai-chan got brain hemorrhage from trying to keep everything logical.

Genre Requested: Poetry Reason: Where else would you put poems if not inside poetry?

Or you can just self-publish. Sure, it's not a lot of money, but you could make a lot of money. Ai-chan's book Felicia's Second Life used to be a big money-maker, if not for bloody 30% US Withholding Tax. Fucking US of A! Ai-chan's book even sold more than traditionally published books such as...

It's a bit hard to off-handedly say how to make your bland smut smuttier. Give Ai-chan the chapter that you feel is bland and Ai-chan will try to smut it up. Though you may need to wait until next week because Ai-chan is horribly busy this week.

Depends on what kind of infodumps. If it's an infodump about the world at large, you can just drop that into prologue. The prologue doesn't have to be chapter 1, although it can be chapter 1. It doesn't even need to mention the protagonist. It's totally fine to write about something else...

Yeah, it's either or. It's just dependent on who taught you writing and which country you live in. It's flipped in some countries. So it's not wrong if you see that happening, you just have to get used to it and try not to be critical about that despite feeling that it's wrong. Some countries...

Ai-chan doesn't think it's a bad idea. Some authors are more sensitive than others. To these people, getting harsh criticism brings them down and makes them lose motivation. Some authors just want to share and doesn't care that their stuff won't be accepted. For such authors, having such toggles...

Ai-chan is your goddess. So just describe Ai-chan.

Tony is not a fan of paywalls, so while you can do whatever you want outside SH, while on SH, there will be no paywalls. You want early chapter paywalls, you need to get a patreon setup. It's not even that hard, really. You can just add "This is the end of the free chapters. You can read the...

Ai-chan is probably missing something. But isn't that called 'flushing' instead of 'flourish'?

Ai-chan doesn't have any strong opinion about this feature. Ai-chan does agree however that it's nice. Being told that you're on trending if nothing else peps you up and makes you more motivated to make the most of it for the sake of your readers or just your own self ego. So if it's not too...