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tbh i dunno why anyone gives a fuck about trending, but I ain't gonna ruin anyone's parade either. You wanna be happy, be happy. Congrats, dude. Apparently SOMETHING you did worked out well. Keep it up

Buddy, trust me, im the one who will be doing the raping. I believe in Tentacle Magic Supremacy

A facsimile?

You gotta plump up those thighs. Make them thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Now that you mention it...it looks kinda creepy now lol. I didn't even notice

I work out for my back pain. If I lay too long I start aching and masturbation and exercise helps that go away.

Why not a transvestite crab? The color of a rainbow? Who identifies as a lobster? And has the power to make you gay? But only for a night Humans, too, are tasty. Sliced thin, on a Ritz

Why arent you assuming it's a specially made clothing with like a zippers at the back?

Aw yeah man. Look at her eyes yo. Look at how she be staring at that carrot, with such ungodly THIRST. Yep. I'm happy with this

I just want a cute blonde chibi loli, mate. With like...a bunny eared hoodie. Yeah. Loves me some usagi-lolies

Huh...? What? *confused twerking*

I dunno. Whenever I make a new story I write the first chapter and summary first, then make a title right before I post it. So it's always the last thing I think of. I go over a few in my head for like a few minutes, then go with what I like best. So i dont really have "working titles" as I...

That's definitely Secret City EDIT: huh. Well nevermind then. Looks like you already found it

damn bro that's an old one

Readers like to be abused so every chapter you gotta include an author note where you treat them like a whore. Just go, *slap dat pussy* yeah you like that, dont you? Filthy sluts. Alright imma go fuck off for a week, be here when I get back or no pimp stick for you"

Megumin approves

So I would just beat up my oopponents and then publicly humiliate them. "Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?" "Crawl under my legs and I wont beat you up." "Catch my spit in your mouth if you want to live!" Weird shit. I mean maybe no one else would enjoy it. But I would...

Fucking autocorrect

That coke can didnt make as good a flashlight as I thought.

I will never read a story where a perfectly.good yandere is made into a basic vanilla bitch. I ain't gonna make fun of people who like the idea, or say it's a bad idea, it's just not something I would enjoy.

Yeah in comedy you can definitely see descriptions being a bit weird or wacky like that. I remember writing writing similar things myself. Problem is I been writing comedy so long it's kinda hard to get back to writing seriously. Like fight scenes for example. I could be going for a tense...