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I will never forgive this bamboozle. You have earned my ire, sir.

Me after carrying my giant dick around all day.

Put him in his birthday suit. I wanna see his two turtle eggs and sausage

Yes. Use your great big mommy milkers

Can I use m 8 gates to beat them with my dick? Not even rape them. Just beat them with my dick. For a flex

If you beat your wife, you're bad. If I catch you in the living room eating her face, you're evil.

Exactly. And obviously he is gonna need some heirs to his growing force...so gotta get to some breeding huehuehue. Him becoming a father and passing down his knowledge Is also something to do, too. It just might make the story a bit long

Exactly. Shitngets boring after a while. Knkw what? You should base him off of Thor from marvel comics then. Why? Because he is brash. Loves to fight. Is kinda smart. But reckless. Yet he grows. Matures as his time as an Avenger. He learns that tactics are important too, that you cant beat every...

Meh. None of that even matters really. It's just appearance anyway. They want an orc looking dude? Fine I dont care. They can write orcs to be whatever the fuck they want. No skin off my nose. The story telling itself is what people stay for Gimmicks will grab attention but the writing will...

Sorry mate I thought you understood creativity but it appears the concept is lost on you. My mistake. I wasnt aware that we had to stick to the established lore of FICTIONAL CREATURES simply for the sake of....whatever It is you think such a thing is required for. Tradition? Anyway. Wont happen...

i would make the Orc MC a scholar. Like just really smart and cultured. Peace loving. But very strong. He kills if needed, but practices violence held back by a firm moral backbone. And I dunno about the revenge part, but I'd just have him wander the world with a book in hand, dressed in neat...

*sweats* that stands for...notoriously tame and relaxed deity. Cuz I'm so harmless and chill. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Speak for yourself. I, sir, am a gentleman.

Pfft. You're telling me I swear everyone here only ever wants me for my body. :blob_teary::blob_no:

All you need to know about me is that I'm the man you think about while your lover fucks you, who haunts your dreams and turns your panties into a hot, wet mess. I'm the man who'll hold your hands above your head as you cling to me, legs wrapped around my waist, desperate for my seed. And you...

Dude gets high as fuck and goes on an adventure for White Castle burgers with his friend Henry

That woman has serious milf potential. I can help with that

It's too late. I've already cucked them

Says who?

ayo im part of the club lol