ShrimpShady

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  JayMark

• May 9, 2026

I reincarnated as a shrimp with psychic powers

In the ocean's depth, an unexpected menace grows. An ordinary parasite wouldn't develop this fast. However, this one is an ancient human helped by a system. The system must help him become a God. His abilities will help him survive in a foreign world. Moreover, the parasite has an interesting...

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Is this you? When is the next chapter coming out?

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  ShrimpShady

• May 9, 2026

I want to participate in those author general threads too but I haven't published anything, just piles upon piles of unfinished manuscripts and a couple short stories :(

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  ShrimpShady

• May 9, 2026

I started reading this MFA diaspora lit fic typa book and boy has it been a tumultuous experience. But this is what I have to do to break out of my bubble of only reading shit that I know I'm already going to find appealing from the gecko

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  ShrimpShady

• May 9, 2026

Shromp Rule #

One of your duties as an academic, aside from rigor, not being evil, and all that good stuff, is to make sure you don't become really annoying about anything related to your subject once you're given a platform

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  ShrimpShady

• May 9, 2026

I don't know why the Pentagon insists on releasing UFO footage every once in a while. No one cares anymore.

We already have an alien on earth, and his name is VICTOR WEMBANYAMA

GO SPURS GO

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  ShrimpShady

• May 8, 2026

I hate it when any sort of drama happens in the corpo vtubing world because everyone who knows about it just starts vagueposting. Bitch I don't care about the fandom taboos, I need the tea

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  ShrimpShady

• May 8, 2026

Shromp Rule #

They should invent a convenient way to keep popcorn warm for longer

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

Music recommendation

This was actually my introduction to The Caretaker, before EATEOT blew up for whatever reason. It was randomly in my algorithm, and I just thought it was pretty chill. I still do. Very liminal feeling though. Liminal spaces also blew up along with The Caretaker. The Caretaker, Liminal Spaces, trollge comics, uncanny memes. I'll stop before I get too reddit

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

Black Spongebob

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

I am excited to announce that starting from today, I'm going too pee less

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

Got my xitter account locked again :(

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

The revolution will be led by the feet pics class

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Those who hate the ultra wealthy are often right

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

In a perfect world (the one I will usher in) college degrees wouldn't be perceived as useful or useless. They'll just be things people do for the love of knowledge because they'll be free. And also Caribbean food trucks on every campus

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  ShrimpShady

• May 7, 2026

Anon sold me crake cokane

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  ShrimpShady

• May 6, 2026

Shawty so thick she bendin spacetime

Call that ass-throw physics

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  Alski

• May 6, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• May 6, 2026

I think people put too much stock in banned media, as if all of it must contain some profound forbidden wisdom or else they wouldn't have been banned. This isn't true. Most of it's likely shite. I mean, I could post my dick n balls on Youtube and get terminated but you wouldn't seek out its esoteric seed now would you?

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  ShrimpShady

• May 6, 2026

I have figured out my stance on copyright: you can have it but once you get too rich, you lose it