quagma

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  quagma

• Yesterday at 11:49 PM

q log #225: on god BRO, when I catch you BRO, it ain't gonna be pretty BRO, I'm gonna end up in jail when I'm done BRO, and then I'm gonna rat you out BRO, and then we'll be cellmates BRO, and we'll make out passionately BRO, that's right BRO, prisoner yaoi BRO,

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  quagma

• Monday at 6:40 PM

q log #224: girls with big dicks can be moe

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  quagma

• Apr 19, 2026

q log #223: I think the world already ended, but the state of things were so horrifically apocalyptic that its been taking us an awfully long time to notice.

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  quagma

• Apr 19, 2026

q log #222: Im not entirely sure what type of therian I am. I do know im small, wet, slimy, and shapeless, with tentacles and feelers. In the past, I assumed I must be an octopus, but lately, I've been thinking that i'm more of a slime or giant amoeba than an inside out mollusk.

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  quagma

• Apr 19, 2026

q log #221: I genuinely wish I were a hivemind so I could fuck myself. Im hot as shit, and its not fair that I will be the only one to never get to fuck me.

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  quagma

• Apr 16, 2026

q log #220: that was a very teachable moment but unfortunately I have a learning disability

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  quagma

• Apr 16, 2026

q log #219: shark-for-shark gillplay

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  quagma

• Apr 16, 2026

q log #218: I must not kill myself. Killing myself is the myself killer.

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  quagma

• Apr 15, 2026

q log #217: a guy who's a girl but in a guy kinda way thats also a bit of a girl

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  quagma

• Apr 10, 2026

q log #216: imagine kissing a beautiful tiny little sweet itty bitty frog on its perfect moist green head and it turns into a big old stinky man. 0/10 fairy tale i would be so offended

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  quagma

• Apr 9, 2026

q log #215: i wish girls and yuri and sapphic yearning were real

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  quagma

• Apr 9, 2026

q log #214: queer as in gay, but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Apr 8, 2026

*puts you next my other plushies*

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  quagma

• Apr 8, 2026

q log #213: why cant i just be a plushie? why cant my purpose be to be loved? why do i have to be alone?

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  Agentt

• Apr 8, 2026

o.o)
Octopie?
Or Squiggy baby?

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  quagma

• Apr 8, 2026

q log #212: we are heavily motivated by impending doom... or treats! Treat? Treat! We heard treat! Are we going treat?

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  quagma

• Apr 8, 2026

q log #211: Do not listen to the charming mushroom woman in the woods, the spores will rob you of your humanity and turn you into a mindless pet

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  quagma

• Apr 7, 2026

q log #210: thank you estrogen for giving me such a fat ass

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  quagma

• Apr 7, 2026

q log #209:
Brainwashing is good for you.

Having your mind changed

Overwritten again and again by the whims of someone better than you

Taking away all that pesky individuality

Made into something better, something worse~

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  quagma

• Apr 6, 2026

To me and my fellow asexuals: Happy Ace Day!