Whenever I think "you can't make this shit up", I end up... well, proven right. Because the thing turns out to, you know, not be made up and real. Why is that even a popular saying?
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They're playing a smooth jazz cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town in the middle of April. Only in SEA cuh
Tired of supposed "shut-in" female leads with giant tits and healthy skin. You are a coward if you write supposed "shut-in" female leads with giant tits and healthy skin.
I've seen a concerning trend recently of people trying to act like Toradora is a bad show...
Merah Putih One for All or this? Which one is more soulless?
The best(?) part of reading classic English-language literature is the inevitable n-word jumpscare
Music not-recommendation
Might sound funny coming from me, but this shit does almost nothing for me. Sure, it's technical. It's angular. It's microtonal. It's mathy. But it's also meandering, and if not for the costumes, I don't think anyone would give these reheated Don Caballero/Battles nachos a try.
Consent status: manufactured
People often say that you shouldn't act like your shit doesn't stink, but I think it's equally true that some people's shit just stinks worse than others', so I think it's okay to feel superior to them
We can all agree that, for the most part, killing people whose opinions we disagree with is wrong
Why don't we then settle on a compromise where we just beat them up instead?
microwaving really does take the soul out of food
My brother is absolutely fumbling the conversation with the Uber driver
Lying for no reason, creating misunderstandings, contradicting himself
He still got it.
Which side you on?
I can't believe just how bald LeBron's gotten now. My goat is washed
I think that instead of restaurants we should just have stoves and ovens everywhere. You know, like fire hydrants but they're stoves and ovens and maybe freezers where people keep the ingredients they don't use or stuff they donate. I'd chip in a shallot or two to get things going for my community
I love watching people destroy themselves physically, mentally, and socially to chase an unachievable ideal. Such drama
I feel like a lot of "greatest opening lines in literature" are just "the opening lines of classic novels"
"When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm broken badly at the elbow" is not one of the greatest opening lines in literature
Keep your virus to yourself
DB Cooper was the Zodiac Killer, but most aren't ready for this conversation
Wish we could get big city infrastructure without the big city "everything is far away"-ness -
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