*puts you next my other plushies*
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*puts you next my other plushies*
q log #213: why cant i just be a plushie? why cant my purpose be to be loved? why do i have to be alone?
o.o)
Octopie?
Or Squiggy baby?
q log #212: we are heavily motivated by impending doom... or treats! Treat? Treat! We heard treat! Are we going treat?
q log #211: Do not listen to the charming mushroom woman in the woods, the spores will rob you of your humanity and turn you into a mindless pet
q log #210: thank you estrogen for giving me such a fat ass
q log #209:
Brainwashing is good for you.
Having your mind changed
Overwritten again and again by the whims of someone better than you
Taking away all that pesky individuality
Made into something better, something worse~
To me and my fellow asexuals: Happy Ace Day!
q log #208: for lore reasons, I will be eating this entire family sized pizza
q log #207: "do not assign human morality to non-human things" is so true... EXCEPT when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are; they choose to be evil rotten bastards to their cores.
q log #206: brb, using black magic to turn everyone into monster girls
q log #205: reject masculinity; become bunnygirl
q log #204: The rubber from my hrt shot vial be fighting the microplastics in my blood for dominance. I wonder which will win in the end?
q log #203: The Earth is so beautiful I love birdmaxxing and oceanmaxxing and treemaxxing and
q log #202: scientists baffled as billions worldwide transform into anthropomorphized animals overnight
*squishes you with my paws*
okay, q log fans, so it turns out I actually do have a modicum of talent and people, in general, genuinely are complimenting my creative works. Im just a dumb slime with no physical brain, so it took me all day to figure that one out.
q log #201: I am exhibiting stress behaviors because my enclosure does not have enough enrichment and I am not engaging in species characteristic mutual grooming rituals with the other primates
How dare you all be better than me -
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