ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 1, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Never listen to anything said by the diaspora of your country

Never

Nothing they say can be of value to you

In fact, you reserve the right to whip them when they return

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 1, 2026

I still haven't decided on my april fool's gimmick

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 1, 2026

Even in their comical fantasies, men want to economically bring women down

#feminism
#sensitiveshrimp
#womensmonth
#ilovewomen
#aboveaverageheightforashrimp
#maoismthirdworldism

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 1, 2026

Encountered a guy who didn't believe humans were mammals

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  JayMark

• Apr 1, 2026

I pity the shrimpie pool!

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 1, 2026

When I was younger I thought my signature would be something I had to put a lot of thought into, that it would be christened in some important ceremony. Before I knew it, I just had a signature and now I'm stuck with it even though it kinda sucks

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  Macha

• Mar 31, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 31, 2026

For earth day this year let's all bury ourselves underground idk i think it would be fun lol

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 30, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Don't let whatever stance you have on culture war bullshit pollute your ability to appreciate art

Good art can speak to you even if you don't like what you think it's saying

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 30, 2026

I'd kill for a banana smoothie

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 30, 2026

So uhh the taxidermied rat at my grandma's house might've not been a taxidermy. It might've been kinda alive and was just napping because it's not there anymore

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 30, 2026

Do y'all do that "first cousin once removed" bullshit when referring to like, your cousin's kid or your mom's cousin?

That seems like such a hassle

My cousin's kid will be my nephew. My mom's cousin is my uncle/aunt. Provide clarification whenever needed. Simple

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  Zakuro

• Mar 29, 2026

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=930814086357815&id=100082876951811

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 29, 2026

Every factoid I ever hear about the Soviet Union either goes like

"The Soviet Union was the first country to give women equal rights and literacy was 110%"

or

"The Soviet Union killed 12 million people because they didn't believe plants grew from seeds"

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 29, 2026

Genuinely why the hell did they translate the title as Attack on Titan?

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 29, 2026

I'm at grandma's house and there's just a big-ass taxidermied rat next to the fridge

Thanks grandma

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 28, 2026

Music recommendation

It's the 35th anniversary of Spiderland by Slint. Actually it was yesterday, but whatever

One of my favorite albums of all time. Very idiosyncratic in its sound. Haunting, creepy crawly vibes. Like a Spider. land.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 28, 2026

Getting a lot of mileage with this one

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 28, 2026

I don't know why whenever people post cultural things on the internet (whether about their culture or other cultures), there'll always be weirdos in the comments like

"Hi here's an interesting thing the Aztecs had"

"THEY DID HUMAN SACRIFICE AND ARE SAVAGES AND ARE NOW EXTINCT "

"Here's a cool archeological find from Africa"

"THOUSANDS OF YEARS BUT NO idk 2 story buildings or whatever"

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 28, 2026

Honestly I don't think I have the awareness to be effective in jungle warfare. Not sure how my grandpa did it