Sometimes I feel like making another forums account that's shrimpshady but meaner. I have been very kind on this account, and karmic balance must be restored
"This guy conquered one of the largest swathes of land in history, collapsing civilizations that lasted millennia while forming an empire that would last until his death 7 months later at age 19... while you, dear reader, are a failure who can't even fix a door hinge."