JayMark

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  JayMark

• 24 minutes ago

Moo Principle # 550 - They are a petty creature with brains composed of shit. But this is a compliment, because shit actually has a purpose. They are a defective retard troll that should be slaughtered and drowned in the swamp they came from. Their meat should be left to rot on the battlefield.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Yesterday at 11:50 AM

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 11:43 AM

Moo Principle # 549 - Being in a completely human form always feels so vulnerable and offputting. It's just blech. You guys are just blech. Imagine not being able to shift into form you desire.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 9:37 AM

Moo Principle # 548 - Okay fellow booby meisers. Our boobiest members are AnonUnlimited, Conquorer_Quack, Prince_Azmirian_Mystic, and SRB. AS our winners are a large group, they will be drawn together badly, but nice and pregnant, for a group photo. I will try to make time for drawing them this weekend. Please thank them for doing their part to solve the birthrate crisis!

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 7:31 AM

wait! did I just see you in a normal human pfp!!?

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 6:02 AM

Moo Principle # 547 - If a story I'm writing must be railed along rigid genre definitions and trope formulas, I get bored writing it in direct proportion to formulaic rigidness of the plan.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 12:17 AM

Moo Principle # 546 - If AnonUnlimited deletes his profile and goes away this forum will be all the worse for it and I will personally feel like I lost briefly known anonymous a friend.

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  pangmida

• Monday at 11:18 PM

Now who is this pretty… lady?

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  JayMark

• Monday at 11:17 PM

Moo Principle # 545 - Doctah_Quack is a quacker jack!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Monday at 7:58 PM

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  Tsuru

• Monday at 10:33 AM

................I wonder if someone sell/drink cat milk. Or dog milk.

Not to drink it, but like, there is already so much crazy stuff sold, and even "cat coffee" so i wondered if they sell this kind of stuff.
Knowing humans, i bet they do.

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  Tsuru

• Monday at 10:32 AM

*Pet the cat moo*

I wanted to pet a cow, but somehow someone morphed the moo into a cat-moo.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 8:25 AM

Moo Principle # 544 - I'm a cat cow. That would be a cowat. A calf kitten is is a caftteklin.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 2:45 AM

Moo Principle # 543 - BEEP! BEEP! *explodes

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  JayMark

• Monday at 2:23 AM

Moo Principle # 542 - vroooom vroooom, vroooom vroooom, wheeeee, beep beep. Vrooom vrrooooom!

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Sunday at 7:34 PM

@georgelee5786 how much do you think this one costs?

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 6:22 PM

I wrote and edited 2.1k words today to get a chapter done.
Why is such a fight to get one chapter done?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 6:06 PM

Day 1 of actual Kirbo and not Kirby in the cow's world:

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  sleepandeatallday

• Sunday at 5:55 PM

*pokes* I got you and that worm child of yours a gift~
I got you both some sunscreen! Be sure to spray loads of it on that worm child of yours! Ah no need to thank my generosity! :3

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 5:42 PM

Moo Principle #541 - For reasons. I am going into hiding.