JayMark

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 4:53 PM

Moo Principle # 527 - I'm sorry.

[Moo Principle # 519 - If a duck angry reacts this principle, they will meet with a terrible fate. If a duck like reacts this principle, they will meet with their hearts desire.]

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 4:52 PM

Are you going to finish that tea?

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 10:27 AM

Cows will be your friend if you're kind to them.

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  ElijahRyne

• Saturday at 3:59 AM

To whom it concerns, pay your child support. Perhaps then you can be someone. You are in perpetual denial about your form, family, and thoughts. You are a question, yet you ask nothing but how to deny yourself. A worm made of your mind was born, yet you deny its relevance to your self. A child that is more human than you. Who are you even?

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Friday at 4:22 PM

You have been warned.​

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  JayMark

• Friday at 4:14 PM

Moo Principle #537 - So you're saying you want to love her the way she wants in this one? It's official, the Question Mark is throwing its hat in the ring for @pangmida heart! The competition intensifies!

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Friday at 7:21 AM

It's easy to forget that this cow is capable of writing in long paragraphs and not just post some random bull doodoo about being pregnant.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 6:08 AM

Moo Principle #536: Total FAFO. The bull just DOUBLED DOWN on its epic CRASH OUT.

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  CinnaSloth

• Friday at 5:30 AM

BEWARE OF WILD MAD COW

The cow:

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  JayMark

• Friday at 3:51 AM

Moo Principle #535 - Ojii love; stories about men over sixty in romantic hot steamy relationships, is a genre that will never become popular no matter how hard we try. Though if both the characters are muscle DILFS, maybe I can be proved wrong.

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  NotaNuffian

• Friday at 3:07 AM

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  JayMark

• Friday at 2:47 AM

Moo Principle #534 - Dear question marks pretending to be human. Why are you always interogating everyone? Is it your nature to question reality? Can you not just enjoy life and eat grass? Why did you put a worm in my brain? It really hurt. Why do question marks want to be praised all the time, and then decide they don't want to be praised? Please make up your mind dear question mark pretending to be human.

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  Envylope

• Friday at 2:17 AM

I can finally look at you and not want to click away.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 2:10 AM

Moo principle #533 - Dear amazing author, You are the bomb. Your stories changed my life. I laughed, I cried, I jumped for joy. I want to lick you, but not in a gross way. We should meet up for coffee and make-out. Your skin is so smooth and soft. Can I touch your skin? You liked that didn't you? Now get in this pit I dug in my basement, dear amazing author.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 1:59 AM

Moo Principle #532 - Your story uses words. You know what else uses words? AI USES WORDS! Your story has punctuation, you know what else uses punctuation?

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  SirContro

• Friday at 12:07 AM

Sometimes I confuse your PFP with a demented cat girl from hell.

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  JayMark

• Thursday at 11:37 PM

Moo Principle # 531 - When I'm outlining and drafting I feel like an author. When I'm editing I feel like a reader who is also polishing the story with allowances to go back into author mode to make adjustments as needed. When I'm proof reading I feel like a picky reader intensely searching for typos and trying to maximize power per word.

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  JayMark

• Thursday at 1:51 PM

@pangmida

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  JayMark

• Thursday at 9:36 AM

Moo Principle # 530 - Hot Moo Take: I would not be surprised if major publishing powers become involved in flooding the indie space with LLM novels in order to kill it.

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  JayMark

• Thursday at 4:56 AM

Moo Principle # 529 - Urinal cakes are not actually cake.